My Eyes are Burning.....
I Cant get enough sleep.......
Everyone I Talk to at work agrees with me, Customers are bastards, I Appreciate Clerks on a Whole new Level now, Retail will never be the same again.... Next week Im on cash, That should be fun, Ive Developed a Sarcastic attitude with me Co workers and Customers, Im not nasty, Just sarcastic, Cant wait to start pissin Impatient people off at the checkout, Fuck all you Messy assholes, Now its my Turn!!Havnt been to the Gym fer a Week, Im Feelin Weak, Im Goin tonight, Gotta Pump up the guns, Hahahahaha, They help in Movin boxes! Ok Yall, Have Fun this Weekend, If I Dont See ya, be thankful I Guess, Im a Cranky sarcastic Bitch after work!

Afternoon folks, Today we shall discuss the reason why people are fucking savages. Boxed underwear... Why must people open these packages and take the underwear out and then (If they dont steal the underwear) Just throw the underwear and package on to the shelf, not put them back in the package... Because they are stupid, Uncaring Fucking Moron ass Savages...... Packaged Dress shirts..... If You Bring the dress shirt ti the fitting room, They will remove the sensor tag and let you feel the shirt and try it on and everything..... But No, The Savages insist on ripping the Package open and after they tire of the shirt, they throw it back on the display... I hate you Fucking peoplle, I Hate you all! In a Childs two piese, They will steal the Untagged top and leave the bottom, FUCK YOU ASSHOLES!!! Why are people so retarded, Its like they are cavemen, Foraging for food, they just rummmage through the Isles, Searching for designer lables that they need to survive, People are so stupid, I've never purchases a Designer lable, Infact I Hate the Idea of advertising on my body... I Took Down a Shop Lifter Last Night, Cha Cha Cha, Stelth Clerk Mode and all, He Was Stealin a Fat Albert Tee Shirt!

Ants are in my house, I Fucking Hate ants, Little Red Bastards... Each one I See I Squish... "Ant Kiiller, Better You than Me... Ant Killer, Kill the ants that I see"... I Got some Liquid Ant Killer stuff, Ill Put that Down, Last Summer was crazy for ants, but I was Stoned all summer, So I Didnt worry too much... well, I Couldnt... Drugs do that, they take yer Pain and Worries away... Ant go Squish... Hahahaha!!!

Its way tooo early to be upp and going to work.... I Cant remember if I slept or not.... I Just remember kinda laying awake.... Then the radio came on... Hopefully pete got some rest... Adios!

It is important to use proper engrish on You're web site 'Cause then peoples will know what you means... Peep this, My legs are fuckin solid, Im impressed, Gots to work on the upper body more though, that's ok, It's all good... Don't know if I Can run any faster, I Think I Need to work on the cardio if I wanna run... I Just really wana be a Power house... I Dont care about muscles stickin out (I just tuck it in) but Id like to be a lot stronger.... Kate would kick sand in my face at the beach, I Know it!!

Damn, Things are not goin so well... Shit, I wont get paid till the 28th, Thats a Fucking month of working and no pay, I hate this shit... I Need another crappy job just to make enough to live... Im Volunteering at the Convocation for NSCC tomorrow cause im such a fucking sweetheart... Im Going to get an application from the Superstore around the way, I gotta make ends meet somehow. Im exhausted... Nadine was over last night, That was nice, I cooked food fer her... It was really good. I Was Stressed out this morn before work, I feel bad. I Hate bein stressed out when Im Around people... Grrr, I just think too much... Im Going to ask the Manager for any possible extra hours, It Would be nice To work more at winners... Hmmm, Im Going to bed

Yo Homies, I Be Chillin in da crib, Watchin the Ricky Lake show, Dont be Haters, Drop that Zero and Get yer self a Hero... Ugggg, Why do I submit my self to this shit, I Cant understand half of it.... What the fuck are they saying???? My cheque didnt get deposited into my account on friday, Im Kinda mad, They Should have their shit together... So I Called Yesterday, Margaret said that They might pay me out of Petty cash or I might not get paid till the 28th.... The Latter might not be so bad... Just cause I wouldnt have to pay petty cash back.... Grrr, I Just Remembered, I Get unpaid Lunch breaks, So I Dont really get as Many hours this week as I thought, Man Im Tellin ya, That job breaks My ass every night, Seriously, Its tough, Keepin a Bargin basement look half decent, I Just dont know, Anybody want a cheap man servant??? The hot tub is up and Runnin at the Y, Im tempetd but afraid to go in!!

Retail is no fun, Sure its good to make the store look nnice and all, But a Simple task of matching shoes up with there partners is a fuckin bitch, and this was my first night, Damn, I Feel like I did a Bad jjob, and thats the worst thing I could feel cause my work reflects on me, I blame no one else, Just me, I counted all the Pairs in every section, Twice even, Still to no avail.... I Need sex,,, Sex would mmake me feel much better, Yesterday was awesome, best sex ever.... I need more, Im addicted, Im a Nympho... I Feel better now, When ever I feel bad I just think of sex, the the Pain will go away, Sex is good for gettin rid of headaches, Relieves pain in all parts of your body... Sex is a very good drug, Masturbation also works quite well in place of sex, so everybody, Be glad you have hands, Cause they can do so very much!!!

Start My New Job today, Its Gonna be Fun, I Think I Fractured my back bone, Dammn Im in Pain, But enough cryin... Pootie Tang is an awesome mmovie, Ya Gotta see that shite, if ya havent already, No its not a pornn, But its funny as hell!! Im Wearin a Tie and Jacket to work today, its in the dress code that Im suposed to go all spiffed up and pressed and shit so Ill Give it a try... I meann I saw a girl workin there with wrinkly fresk off the bedroom floor pants, but no, I got out my iron and made sure that they were smooth, wrinkle free.... Im wearing the suit jacket cause I just think it looks better,, I mmean if the shirt is tucked in, Ya gots to wear a jacket, Its just cooler and better lookin, Well I gots to Catch the Bus soon, Adios~!

Sisters sleepin with sisters on the Jerry Springer show, Man this world is messed up.... Not that his shit happens, But thte fact that people can make an entertaining show about it... Is it real, is it just over exaggeration??? I mean My "Wednesday Night Bum Wrestling" will be all about reality, I take the Bums off the street, Give em a super hero costume and let em work out their problems on cable 10!! hahaha, Everyone participating will get a nice place to sleep and a good meal, I know they'd rather have booze, but thats not in my budget yet. Special guests could be the cast of trailor park boys, Id love to have ricky and julian as my announcers!! Oh How I Dream to be a Dirty, rich, Void of Morals Producer!! hahha.... I need to start growin weed, I Got so many plants, but no weed plants, I think Id be pretty good at growin them too!! These Bitchass, Non-High gettin plants are flurishing!! ha... Time fer the gym soon, Adios!

Boob inspector #42 here! Just here to say that Nadine deffinatly does not have boob cancer.... Marketing tools are A-O.K.! Too bad boob testing doesnt pay much, but she did help me Iron a shirt this morn, I Ironed the pants, Fuck I hate Ironing. Had a dream this morn that we were having sex with another girl... a cute little redhead... and then I woke up, Went to the second part of my interview, My aunt is a manager at different store so I got to say hi to her, I think I talked myself into an overqualified situation, I taught the interviewing manager a little bit about marketing plans.. hmmmm.. I didnnt sleep well last night at all, Tossin and turnnin, I guess I was nervous, Like Im not usually, but she said she would call tomorrow, so Ill go to the gym tomorrow morning, and write more cover letters in the afternoon, I went Sunday and Monday, I told pete I went every second day on saturday, and he was like "What, Cant ya take it everyday!?" hahahaha Skrew you mister, I can do it just fine!! Each day is weider than the last!

Had an Interview Today, It was kinda cool. Cause I was totally unprepared for it, So I just said what came to my head... Like usual, but I was pretty relaxed, Hope I didnt Sound too dumb, The pay is low and the workk is hard, but at least its not the Chronic! Gotta go back to give them my references and a cover letter, Im Gonna bring my portfolio, People like it (except fer pete) and it misrepresents me as an organized, competent employee, Just the Way I Like it!

I Forgot it was 2002, I Was Still Thinkin it was 2001... I Dont Know Why I Thought this.... Just a Little behind I guess... John and Adam think That Im Stuck In the 80s.... I Think Im Stuck in the Early 90s.... I Still think Grunge is cool... Blood Sugar Sex Magick is the best chillipepper Album ever.... They Couldnt Convict me on the Ladykiller offence... I was unfit for trial... My Porn carreer ended once I shot the whack off booth failure "Saturday Night Booty"..... Critics complained "Too much Dancing not Enough Prancing" ... I was devistated, It wasnt even supposed to be a gay porn... but I shot it with Itallian women, I shoulda known better, my grand finaly was the Nude rendition of the Rocky Horror Picture Show, I said goodbye to my studly porn star self and became content with discreet booty calls and meaningless relationships.... I wish I was still getting paid for getting laid!! haha, G'night Kiddies!