Canada Should Do this Too!!!!

China is Investing in Solar Panels for all of Shang Hai's rooftops, I think that this is a Great Idea, and I think that Canada should push for this test here too, I think the $ value for this test is 1.8 Million, but will be well worth it, and it's not like anyone in America will get the ball rolling.. here's a Link to the Article, I first heared about this on talk radio "The Young Turks", these guys are great. They also talked about how Bush passed the energy bill before the EPA report stating that car makers are making cars less effecient that 20 years ago, Pfft, I'm so sick of what America is doing and choosing not to do, (actualy a lot of things are changing for the better, and I for see a lot of positive Ideas comming out at this time... Not bad), I cannot state that enough, When does Parliment get back in Session, I wanna rag on the Canadian Government and Criminister Paul Martin... hey a Martin is part of the Weasel family! And quite endangered too!

Linky Link from Stinky Vink and Other Fun Things, Like Primerica

I'm thinking about Posting about Primerica, one of my readers sent me a comment that I saved (Her/Him) from Primerica, that brings a Smile to my face! Funnier than that, I've been receiving phonecalls for an interview from againprimerica. Now, as soon as the caller said that she had my Resume, I knew to say no thanks, and hung up.... What I should have done was Let her go on, asked some questions, and write down her answers,,, Ya Know, Take up as much of her time as I could, Anyway, I got her Number in the Phone, so I May call back. The reason I want more Info is because, well, A writer has gotten intouch with me, and wants to hear my experience at primerica... A girl got in touch with me about that too, said she was from CBC, this guy Is Freelance writing for CBC, I hope he can sell his story! I think that's how it goes anyway, I sure hope he ain't a Primerica Agent!! :( I don't think That he is, Anyway, The following is a link to my EhMac post about Primerica.....

Primerica Employment Scam

http://www.ripoffreport.com/reports/ripoff10157.htm

And http://primericabuster.bravepages.com/

Mango Update

Look at these bad boys!

Toys that Rock and Roll all Night...

and Par-Tee Ev-a-re Day!
Notice Jim Morrison in the back, he's singin Peace Frog right now!

Beatallica

Just Listnin to Beatallica, they are Pretty sweet , Click on Music to Watch a video or Download all their MP3s for Free! Woo Hoo! I didn't get the job at the Coast, That Fuckin Sucks, it was the best interview I ever had, I was sure I would get the job, not so, they said they Hired someone with more receivable experience, I don't know what to do, just look for another job I guess, but Damn, They even had Macs in the office! So yeah, there doesn't look to be much today, I think one of the Jobs on line is for Miller Tire, So I won't bother sending in a Resume for that one.

How Weird am I???

You Are 60% Weird

You're so weird, you think you're *totally* normal. Right? But you wig out even the biggest of circus freaks!

How Weird Are You?

Baddass Turtle

This is one bigass snappin turtle, don't look it in the eye or he will bite your head off!

Bickiddy Bam!

Go ahead Lunchbox, wake that bitch up!

Horrid and Medusa Love

Just givin the Snake a little Tug!

Blog This...

Nadine says that all you can do is do your best and be a good person. I love Nadine.

Hip Hop Anonomous

Vulgarity is the first step towards violence, this is an interesting statement sent to me from an adoring fan. I think vulgarity is deffinatly an expression of strong emotion, violence is a physical act, often brought about by a strong emotion, but I don't think they are mutualy exclusive, meaning that you can have vulgarity that does not leed to violence, perhaps I have used vulgarity in place of violence. Yet violence and vulgarity are both used to scare people, so there is a correlation there, and used together they can be quite effective.

If you were offended by my post, well, it was ment to offend, but also remember, just because someone says something, well, it doesn't mean that it is true.

Saw the running of the Bulls on NBC this morning, those folks were loving it! Poor bulls though, scared outta their whitts, stumbling in the street, falling on their heads, it's quite barbaric really, oh, but we must fight against de bull, rememmber how many people get gored to death at the running of the bulls. Well, really, it's their own fault, they took the risk, they knew the dangers. I hope that no one got gored this year, and I hope those bulls were ok, but that's not the reality.

this is one I gave to Andrea

Sweet, I love having my art on line, possible for some rich fool to find and purchase my art for great wads of cash, hopefully I don't offend him with political banter! yeah, so this one is in Andrea's Art Gallery, I like the background on this one too, it rocks!

Art Cats, the Colourings

This is the Blue Cat, I really like the way I did the eyes on this one

Orange Cat, I think I made this in honour of Nanou, I like the way the background came out on this one

Nadine painted this guy, I just did the layout, fun times

And, this is my very first painting of a Cat, It's pretty detailed, look at those claws! haha, it''s my art and I love it!

Reprehensable Uncomprehensable

I rhyme so sweet and unconventional
haha, Sorry my posts have been so unfocused and winding as of late, it's just cause I think alot, and my mind tends to jump around, especially when I have a lot to say, take it easy, let it flow, tomorrow is yoga night, I love it, it's like a room fulla practically necked wimmin, all hot as hell, and I'm supposed to be there, Nadine can't get mad or nutthin, not that she would, basically she kicks my ass to go out once inna while. I mean, I only am here or at the gym, the gardens are nice, but not everyday, maybe I should start running around the city and be one of them Jogger Folk, Hey Pete Wanna go Jogging!? hahahaa I never trusted them Joggers, they say that Joggers get an Adrenalin High, Fuckin Junkies Runnin around, weavin in and out of regular pedestrians, woo, It's thundrin out side.... I gotta go now, I've said too much!

My Ugly Mug

Yuck, Look at those blackheads, Vinnie, Don'tcha know to use some facial scrub!? haha, not a Pretty sight eh!? this is just part of a face study I was doing, Kinda like when I put My face on a photocopier and came out with this imageThis was one of my first "Colourings" from back in highschool art class, the dream lives on, haha! I am who ever you think I am because I am all I want to be....that quote goes out to trevor sawler, aka Rovert Rewals, Aka Emmily Kane, Jusus Krist, He's the weirdist guy I know!

Animal

Public Gardens

This is where I like to go walking with the Ducks, they don't like to pose for pics like My cats do!

This is an awesome fish, it is an angler from the Deep Deep Deep! Pretty Scarry eh Kids! Look at them teeth, that think will poke yer frickin eye out! Sleep tight!

It's rainin outside

Wow, three inna row, just cause it's ranin I guess

#2

Oh, I got another one to upload, this is lookin good!

Pic Posting Test

Wow, it Let me Post today, OK, this is me from my "Blue" period, I ate a ot of blueberries around that time.

G8, Ain't it Great

I'm just reading an article over on Michael Moore's site, It's about the G8 Meeting that is starting today. It is quite interesting that George Bus refuses to help our planet out. Global Warming is really going to change our planet, we are going to loose a lot of life here, I guess I much have attachment issues with this beautiful planet. I wonder if George Bush is capable of love... Does he appreciate what he has. I mean, he is alive, he has two eyes to see with, two hands to touch with, a mouth to taste, Legs that carry him, a family, a nice house, prolly a few vehicles, lots of food, an umbrella to shade him from the rain or sun, and lots of capital, much more than anyone would need. I hope Geogre Bush is content, happy, safe, yes, even Loved, there, I said it, I hope George Bush has someone that loves him, because he is a human just like me, and he needs love too, we all do, but I don't agree with his actions, not at all...

Yoga Schmoga

Well Im off to Yoga class, that shit is fun and the teacher is Nadine's trainer. The Class is just intro yoga but it is hard, yet fun, I kinda like it, and Now that I have an "Active Life Style" (pfft, we shall see how long this lasts) I like doing different different types pf activities. It focuses my mind, as I concentrate on my breathing, I can draw my attention in and quite my mind, at least that is the goal, but Monkies tend to chatter away in the trees over head. Seeing such shameful, dishonourable leadership disgusts me, I do not want people in other countries suffering, yet I cannot get swamped in pain and darkness where there is no refuge, we must create a vision, a goal, a Plan of action, so that we have a reason to keep working, living, feeding, and reproducing. For our Sanity and Our Survival....that was quite a tangent I went off on, seriously, I don't have time to worry about the Americans, I got to find some work! that is what I need, dang it! OK, well, I really just wanted to blab some blabbing, shame and dishonour crap, but resourses are limited, that's just a fact, like Bush's vocabulary.

Being Aware in Blissful Ignorance...

is tough to do, while the mind frolics in pleasure, diverted from the reality around, it is the only way, when faced with harsh suffering, for one to survive. That may sound a litle convoluted, but it gets to the heart of what I would like to discuss today....

the Pics below were created by me, I used the Underword Skateboarding Devil For the Nerd Devil, South Park Eyes and Mouth, Goes together Pretty good eh!. G.W.Liar is just Type over a Pic, Opacity on type Turned Down, I also Like that one, Good Stuff! Just drinkin my Mornin Coffee, at 11:51 am.... Geez, Nadine and I are going to the gym and the Art Gallery and later I will go visit pete, That will be fun, Maybe borrow some movies off his ass, he has lots of great films! I'm having trouble posting pics... tyhis troubles me, I downloaded and am using Mozilla just for this purpose, and that too is crappin out on me, the Pic begins to load and then just White... Dissappointing, I make sure all the Pics are small... Hmmm, OK, I will just read help again rather than bitch!

Liar Liar, Pants on Fire!

Looking at America, Objectivly?

I have been listening to a lot of Leftist radio, intersperced with a little bit Rush Limbah, fuck I hate that guy, What a Fucking asshole. I'm trying to understand exactly what is going on with those criminals down there. I call them criminals because that is exactly they have proven themselves to be. I can't believe the Bullshite that Cunt Bush Spouts, what the Fuck!? I sound really intelligent right now, but it is good to wallow in profanity at times, like a nice thick mud!

OK, so O'Connor has steped down.... HMMMM She really stood out as a Superme court judge, I believe that Maybe she really felt bad about what she saw going on, that paired with he husbands failing health, well, it's not a Strech to think that she may have been pressured to step down.

Today is July 4, Yay America, and on this awesome day, I bid you Good Day... No, Awesome Day! Fight the Man, Man!

this is the Frog... the Big Bad Frog...

OK, This May Not be worthy of a Theme song by Ozzy, But I still Like it, this is Frog #1, meaning that it is the First in a Possible Series of Frogs. I Read in a Freng Sui book that Frogs and turtles are good Luck, So my Next may be a turtle... Still no Job, But that's OK, I'm goin to the gym today, and it is Damn Sunny and nice for the Second day in a Row, which is Great, All the People at work are Prolly Hatin it though! Thus is My Luck of life, I can't have the Good without some Misfortune.... But that's just the way life is Eh, ya Take the Goood and Ya take the Bad!

It Posted!! Yay!

this is Just a Test of the Pic Post Feature, Yes it is True, I can Now Take Pics of My art and Post em!!, I Will have to get some pics of the Frog on Here, OK, Well, Thats it for Now! Later!

Accountant to The Undead!

Vincent the Vampire Accountant

Ah, This is the First of Many Stupid Pics Posted Here, Now that I have Downloaded Mozilla on to My Mac I Can Post Pics to My Hearts Content, I Love it, thank you Blogger, This will be a Way to Get My Art and Mind on the web... not that the world needs another Crazy person Posting on the Internet... Here I am, Rock Me Like a Hurricane!

The Frog is Almost Done

Well, I Worked on the Frog yesterday, It's almost done, It's green, Just regular Green, but It's still cool, I traced it with a Charcoal pencil, Then I used a Regular pencil on the Other side of the tracing paper to transfer it to the Canvas, From there I just coloured it with pastel. I'm going to put some Fixative Spray on it now and then add some Outlines and Colour on top of that if I Need it. Nadine says it Looks pretty good, It looks... Childfish to Me, Just because it's a Trace/Colour art piece, Maybe when I get Better at Drawing Frogs, When I can Stylize My own....

Brad from the Bradblog.com says That I should report on what I am finding in the News today, Well, That is what I am doing... Ya Know, I don't like what the US Government is doing.... but it is doing what empires have always done, Kipling's fine work "Kim" shows us that, do a Gooogle search if you want to find out more about that book. I'm going to be working on a Frog Painting next, That will Be Fun!, I Love That Kinda Stuff, Painting and all, I Think I will Make the frog strange Complimentary Colours... That doesnt Really Work though, Cause Frogs come in Many colours.... Maybe I will just Paint it green, That;ll Work!

2004 - what a weird year

And boy did it suck, the Summer was cold and grey
I only posted here like 6 times last year, I was really on in 2002 and 3, Guess the work world relaxed my creative juices, Now that I have free , pfft, just Time I'm not Paid for, I can be Creative, well, I Need to be, I Gotta Keep Sharp, Im takin Speed Readin, So that will help, Then I Can learn Lotsa Shit Real fast, That will be fun, Then I can really Take down the Amerikkkan Emperiors, Fuck Them, They will Distroy my beloved Planet, well, Maybe not, America is Dumb at the Heart of things. They don't think about the Repercussions of the things they do, it's been that way Historicaly, Now that they are the World Dominator, Their Egos tell them that their way is the only Way, and their Heightened sense of superiority blinds them to the truth. they believe the shit spouted on CNN, Fuck they are Dumb, Listen to some outer News sources you Fucks! :) Fuckin FucKs! I'm Going to Listen to some twisted Sister Now!

Wednesday Coffee Date 062205

OK, I was thinking well into the wee Hours Lastnight.. It was not fun, I Just tried to focus on my Breathing... Eventually I Fell asleep. No New Jobs to apply for today, that Sucks Really, Nadine says that I will find a Job soon, and I Know she is Right! So I try not to worry too much and just apply. yestwerday was a really nice day, today it is pretty Cloudy, I think our summers on the eastcoast have been fucked because of global warmang, The Environmental scientists say that we are Fucked, In our last Minute as they say.... And they are Prolly right, But how do you get a world that is built on consumerism to wake the Fuck up??? We can only consume so much until we become a plague of Locusts and destroy our home. If we allow ourselves to be driven by businesses who rape the earth and sell it back to us. Doesn't sound really positive, does it, Would you want to hire some with suck a negitive outlook, ?? Hell No, OK, well, Here is some advice, Wake the Fuck up People, One person Driving to in an SUV, Pick up some fuckin Hitchhikers Asshole! Wasting Trees to Make Paper, Fuck off, use Hemp, it is Much Better, and it is Not Weed, you cannot get High from Hemp. I would like to see Plastics not used atall, it takes Oil to Make Plastic, and Stop burning oil for fuel, Don't be so stupid, That stuff is a Gift from the Dinosaurs, we can use it to make much better Materials. OK, That's it for now, I'll swear at ya Later, V!

Howdy Friends, Romans and Country folk, I haven't written any good blogs latley, Mainly cause I been doing the Thinking and forming thoughts, but not writing them down, so now, after a long day of thinking, I will sit down and Blab on here, it will Make a fun record of things, and you wont Bash my Anit American Rhetoric! OK, Im Gettin a Coffee, Ill Be Back...

OK, I'm Back, OK, So I Got a Headache tonight, I Think it's My Lack of weed, but really, The Fact that I'm Writing on Here is a result of No weed, I'm bored, the Living room is full of people and I just want to be alone right now. So Why, Why do I smoke too much weed? I Don't have a Job right now, So I Don't smoke as much weed as I used to, so The Lack of weed has brought me here, Back to a Time when I would write My thoughts down in a Coffee Shop. This is my Virtual Sketch Book I Guess, without the Funny Little Drawlings, Which is too Bad! :) the Reason I smoke weed is to Feel Positive and Forget about what I am thinking... But What am I thinking, I Want weed, So to forget the weed I gotta do somethin else, thus, being a nerd and posting on the Internet. I've been Going to the gym alot latley too, Just to avoid Smokin... That Really has not worked well. I will hit the Gym tomorrow, as I did yesterday, that will be something to look forward to.... Before I call the Weed Man anyway. I called for weed today but he could no deliver, I will call again, as I always do....

So what have I been thinkin Latley that has put me in this funky state??? Well, I'm glad you ask.. Number one I don't have a job right now, I've been hunting, but no leads yet, I did get a job for 3 days, I went in, and after 3 days I was sure that I did not want to be involved with the company, so I left, I was able to keep My EI is still Commin through though, So that's good I guess, yeah, so I been thinkin that I might not be as good as I think I am, not that I think that I am that Great. Canadian and American Politics fuckin piss me off big time, all these egos and war, bah, ya gotta work together to get shit done, the way those fucks work is that they squak about nothin all fuckin day long, I Know, I get to watch CPAC all day long if I so Choose! So I been thinkin about how I really hope that these assholes can pull themselves together, we have some really tough challenges to face, economic, social and environmental! I get to Listen to independant radio so I hear way more news sources than those Dumb Amerikkkan CNN Clones, that whole station is a Fuckin Lie! OK, I will write more Later of what I think, and I will try to play My hand and Make some changes, and tell you of My success or Failure, OK, Later! V

it's 1:11 am, Does that mean something, well, I'm up late, I can't sleep, Im Thinkin way too much these days. I'm unemployed, I need a Job, I need to make Money, Im thinkin too much, I'm feeln way down in the dumps, I don't really want to do much, I smoke way too much weed, but Havent had any for a while, which is good, I can go without, no Money means no weed anyway, so that's good I guess, I broke the bank and got coffee today, thats pretty sad. butr I needed something, it's spring time, but the Weather is Shitty, well, so was last summer! I don't have much to say really, Just that I'm board, been downloading eBooks, That's fun! Now I just need to Read them.. Developing a Super Memory, Speed Reading, and the Little book that can Change yer Life are the first on my list. In Paperback form I am reading the Life of Pi, Not bad so far, but I'm only 16 Pages in, that's why I need Speed reading!! Maybe I will do Speed Typing too, since I cant Crack into any typing Tutor Software. OK, That's all For tonight, Tune in Next time for the Next installment

I'm so glad that blog accounts don't get deleted, like hotmail accounts, Cause it has been a while since I have had Something to say, Im a little drunk right now, So itr might be a little weiord or mispelled! OK ya Blogna Here goes.... Today is a day, Just lie any other day, Our Reality is flowering, yet..... Lets start again.... The Fall of the.... The Last thing I want to Say is.... That is all... Thanks!!!

Update: Feb 22, 2005

I'm starting to see things more Clearly

Rant Rant Rant, Hate Hate Hate, Nothing is wrong with me, it must be you, Hmmm,

Every time I sit down to tell the world what is wrong with it, I just cant find the words to express how I loath what humanity is doing, sure, you could look at all the nice little feel good stories in the newspaper, but Im sure they are to pre occupy our minds while the bad shit is done by people that we have put into power. What the fuck is up with declining voter turn out. Canada is our company and we are the shareholders, and we are lucky enough to have voting rights attached to out shares. companies with shareholders who dont have any interest are doomed by the management system because there is no motivation to please the shareholders, I say "Fuck you" to those who don't vote.

We are far too controlled as a society, there is a fuckin law for everything. I would love to do some European traveling, but why the fuck do I have to go to Amsterdam just to smoke pot legally. I mean fuck, Alcohol is legal, and seriously, alcohol is one mother fucker of a drug, ask any alcoholic. Pot too is addictive in a psycological way, but there are also food addicts, The war against food, hahaha,

america, why does everything have to ba a war with you guys, I think america needs to do some european travelling, it might open your eyes. Not everything has to be a war, or a "Police action" as you would say. Kids will use drugs, and grow out of it and learn and become "Productive adults", isn't that what you want America, a bunch of productive adults who pay their taxes, sadly I think the only war America needs is a war on stupidity.

That's it fer now, Adios

Did you ever have a day wher you Just didnt care, ever have a morning so full of bad luck that you just wanted the whole day to fuck off? Well, That has happened to me... Minus 17 degrees out there, Minus 32 if you count the wind chill. OK, So Lucky me, I got a new Jacket from my parents to combat the winter chill, My Luck, 2 buttons fell off, leaving one, So there I am, One fuckin Button, Freezin my fuckin ass off, waiting at the Bus stop for 10 minutes (trust me, it's fuckin cold, 10 minutes is like an hour) and the Full bus drives by... Doesnt stop... Happy Me.... So I Go back to my apartment, the next bus comes, I get on it and get to work fine.... But Im Pissed off, Very pissed off.

Biggiddy Bam Man, Just applied for a new Accounting Job

Britany has filed for an annulment, well, isn't that great. I wish I could be suprised by the news. I would love to hear the headline, "Great new Idea changes humans' perspective" but I'll lewave that for the tabloids

I Said "Whoppidy Ding Dong Fuckin Doo!!"

OK, Today's post, Why do we bother Voting???
a vote represents your decision on every item that is brought the government in it's possible reign of power yet to come. How the hell are we, as voters supposed to know the up comming problems and situations the government will face. Why Bother Voting??? Decisions are made without the consult of the general public all the time, on federal and municipal levels, we have already voted for people to take care of these matters, so that we don't have to worry... so in a way, a vote give away our rights as an individual, so it seems, because government will do what it wants, at

Ok, New day, Focused and Angrier than ever... When I say I am angry, I don't mean in a Violent rage, shouting at everyone sort of way.... It's an internal rage, that is sure to lead to an early grave...

I have been thinking... Entertainment is the New Religion See, Religion was the opiate of the masses back in the day, entertainment does the exact same thing, yet it requires much less from the user, no leaps of faith or Psalm readings, just sit back and do nothing.

The fact that entertainment requires nothing makes it very accessable and very powerful, Not that it controls your actions, but that it stops you from thinking about more important matters. Everyday, newspapers are filled with shit news about movie/rock stars, and does it really fucking matter who is fucking who??? no, it does not, but what it does do is draw our attention away from important matters, Like War for Oil, Hunting/Poaching endangered animals, Pollution...... Basicaly it takes our mind off of the important shit and makes life a little soap opraish place....

How Many Fucking Love Songs do we need!!!!!

http://herald.ca/stories/2003/11/05/f183.raw.html

This is a letter to the Editor that I just wrote in responce to this recent story:

Dear Editor,

I find the comment by Const. Wyatt, blaming the "Brats" violent attacks to be far too general, dodging the issues at hand. It is far too easy to blame Technology that is not fully understood. I could say "Where are the Parents?" but that statement is also cliche.

I already have an idea where the parents are... Nowhere to be found in their childs life. They don't care, won't take responsibility for their offspring and probably don't take much responsibility for their own actions. I would really like to hear the position of a parent of one of the attackers. The slaps on the wrist that the law gives them will do nothing. How were these children raised without any compassion? It makes me think and wonder if I should feel sorry for the "Brats"?

What will happen if the childern attack someone and get hurt, it wouldnt really take that much. Will the person attacked be charged? It is easy to say "oh, Kids today, they have no respect for anything" but the difficult part is actually identifying their motive behind the attacks. I often walk through the commons where the attacks took place, I carry no money, and a gym bag full of gym cloths, should I add some method of self defence like pepper spray? I really hope these incidents are isolated and that the wee ones stay home where they can be ignored and abused by their parents from now on.

Hello Nobody, What is up
My thought for the day is, "Rage against Everything", yep Thats Right, for everything good is but a shield to occupy our minds and hide from the grim reality of life. The Human trade is still going on, lotsa wars to talk about, every one is revolting, Lotsa crime goin on, by the same people we vote to look after our Political affairs. How stupid is that, President Cunt is up to his old tricks. It's gonna be a long Hard cold winter here in NS, I am not looking forward to that For Sure. The bar was total shit on Friday, Im not gonna go to the bar anymore, Fuck that shit, far too many stupid college kids with big fuckin attitudes.... Guess I Got an attitude too, but I've earned mine. Yeah, so, How do ya like the entertainment industry.... BIG FUCKIN WASTE OF MONEY, Hello... I really dont care about stars Personal shit... I Dont care for most of the movies that come out of Hollywood.... it is all shit you fools, and those of you who dont understand better open your fuckin eyes, It.... is ..... alll..... SHIT. I want a Better place to live, I want a better world, I want a government that doesnt hide and conceal it's information..... I want a true Leader to step up, What we need is a Fuckin Justice League world Wide, I will be their Accountant, Any way I can help save the world, I will do it..... For Now I am limited to my bi-Weekly recycling, Fuck I want to Save this world, I mean I still Have to live here for a long time

As I get older, I find myself getting Angrier... I get angrier because I learn more about how the world works and how Society here in north america just keeps on doing the same thing Over and over again, despite what is actually happening to the world. It seems that no one wants to change, No one wants to change the world anymore... What up with that??? I would have liked to have seen the summer of 1969, I would have loved to see that movement, I wonder what it was really like... I think most of the energy was probly misguided because of all the drug use, but they had the right Idea.... The world needs to change, 40 years later we (I) am still looking for that change... See My Problem is that I want to use my power to change the world, to do somthing to make people wake the fuck up, something really needs to happen if we are to survive as a species, our resourses are running out, there are too many of us in some parts of the world, Calaorie production is up, nutritous food production is down, but what the hell can I do about it, Politics are a joke, old men fighting for power, Citizens think they have some say in the matter, but look at that voting scandal in florida, Prezident Cunt got in because of that... He is not a good leader, Im at a loss at what Im to do... why I'm here, why I can see all this shit and it gets me depressed and it doesnt seem to bouher anyone else... Maybe I've smoked too much weed in the past, maybe My energy is misguided, maybe I died in 1969 and my soul just remembers what it was like, Maybe Im just bored at work and thinking too much, I dont want to cut this thought off, but I will now ... and go and thing More about what I want to do

I really like this new Blog setup, I havent used it in a while... Very cool, I'd like to get the blogger pro, Maybe someday

8:38 am, Im at work, Im an Accounting Tech, and there is Nothing for Me to account for, I've gone to the Partners and asked for work, I didnt want this, Not today, 8 hours of Boring... Yeesh, It's not Like I get paid alot, so I guess I shouldnt complain. Found out that I prolly wont get a raise next month, that fucks things up, how the hell am I gonna pay for school and afford to live and pay my student loan, fuck man, this angers me, it's gonna be a hard road ahead. My poor girlfriend, she does not deserve this shit, Basically right now I cant afford to do much with her, she wants to go places and do things, but nope, I cant do that.

Howdy Folks, It's been a long time, Hmmm, and a lot has happened

http://groups.msn.com/TheVinnieCappuccinoExperience/homepage

All of The Pictures I would Ever Want to Post are located at the Above Address, Blagh Blagh Blagh, Adios

Howdy Folks, Damn I Hate it when Email doesnt work Right, I Emailed my self some finance worh, and Alas, it isnnt heere!! Damn. So anyway, School this year is Crap as ususl, Im Dion well, But I think I got gypped some points the other day on my presentation, Grrr, I Put a lot of work into that and we only got an 8 outta 10, so I emailed the teacher to set up an apointment, the thing is, Groups that put on clearly crappy presentations got the same or better marks, Wheres the fuckin criteria in that!!??? So yeah, Im gonna try to get a 9 out of ten on that, damn bastard, So yeah, Holidays are upon us soon, pete expects me to hermatize as usual, and he's prolly right, I Hate goin out, so much fun shit to do roung here!! hahahahahah, Hey, Been hot tubbin it at the YMCA, no gay dudes buggin me... yet!!! it really relaxes ya after a workout, I really wish I could sneak into the Ladies Hot tub, MMMMMnaked ladies and Bubbalee hot tub, man Im tellin ya, my house needs to have a hot tub!! :) OK, So Thats all I Got to say fer now, Damn its Cold Outside!! hahahahaha

Sometimes I go to my own website to see if I've updated or not.... Funny Eh, Damn Its hot, I Hate hot, I Like cool and Crisp, Summer heat Sucks

I Havent Lost My Glass For a week... thats a good thing!! }:)> Oh yeahh, Work is Crazy, it Really Sucks, Im so Glad to be Goin Back to School!! That Sounds Really looserish to me, But it'lll be better than Breakin my back on cash... The registers are not designed ffor tall People!! Grrrr, It takes 2 days off for it too feel normal! Started Swimmin at the pool, That is funn, goin Swimmin in the ocean next Sunday, Woo Hoo, I Love Divin in the Ocean! Goin to See the Bucksters tonight I think... Or at least to see a bunchof People Crowded around watching the buskers.... Man I Hate peoople sometimes... We have the Ugliest Customers at winners.... I dont just mean regular ugly, I mean Whacked out Trailor Park Ugly....

Hey all you sly Jive Turkeys, Horton Heat was Great, really Rockin! Lotsa Silly Girls wearin dumb dresses, it was funny!! haha.... The Strangest thing happened.... This morning, When I woke up.... So around 2 pm... I Couldnt find my glasses... I Looked everywhere... So I said Skrew it, and Put in my contacts, Firrering that Id see em eventually.... So I Start cleanin, Somptin I dont usually do anymore,, So I find some crap to throw away, Go to the trash can, open it up and lo and behold, there placed upon all the trash are my glasses... ???????? It was so weird...... Why did I throw my glasses away, Man, Weird things happen when I drink I guess!

Shout out to Gordo who Thinks I Boo Hoo on this Blog Too much, Gotta Spliit, Gotta Go To The YYYYMMMMCCCCAAAAA, You can Get yer Self Clean, You can Have a Good Meal, You Can do whoever you feel, at the YYY mmmm CCC AAAA

I Wanna Steal the Pope's hat and do a Pope dance on Stage,, Im gonna Brng the Poope down, You;ll see, Im Workin on a plan, Infact Im workin on a plan that will change the way we live and think, I just have to find a way to get people to listen to me. It will bring down Huge Corporations, Show that there is Little need for Governent, Reduce food production and thus reduce overpopulation on a global scale......

Notthin is up with my Site, it just bores me... So Im 27, yikes, hellow 30 in 3 years, Where the hell has my Life gone... At least Im havin fun I Guess... Horton Heat should be a Good Show, Come on y'all, Its a Gonna Be a Hoe Down!! hahahahaha!!! I Love the Rockabilly!!!!

I Retract the Statement that Im a Nerd, Nerds are smart, Even booger was smart, Im just a Dork, Why Cant I Understand blogger language, Why dose it all sound like greek or latin to mme, Damn this is dumb, no, Im Dumb, Arrggg

Hey Folks, Ive been up to the Usual crap, Just werkin and a Jerkin, well, Not so mutch of the latter, No time... Feels like Im actually busy, Must be the damn bus trip eatin up all my time... I Offically hate two bitches at work now, Just cause the talk down to me, I do every fucking thing they ask me, and when Im done that I find other shit to do, and they still insist on treating me like a stupid fuck... Im a Damn good fuck if you must know!!! But I digress.... Anyway, Im gonna do sumptin fun at work tomorrow,,, Theres a board with a list of people with birthdays this month.... Mine is not on it... I dont Really care, But Im gonna add my name and draw a little Picture, Stupid but fun.... nah, Im not gonna do that... Now that I see the plan on screen it just sounds dumb.... Thanks blogger for showing me my stupidity... So Im Way Happy about goin back to school, Just Gotta apply fer dat loan and go Meet with human resourses and I mmight actually have beer money next semester!! woo fuckin hoo!! Nadine and I went to the Clay Cafe on sunday, It was pretty fun, Good fer a date with a girl you know, But Deffinatly not a first date thing, We played lego last night, its still spred out on the floor, ouch if I step on it during a Midnight Bathroom run!! haha!!! One of the Bitches I hate at work is the Same age as me, Tonight in the cash offices she was like "Can you believe that vince is the same age as me??" (to Jen C)...... What the fuck is that supposed to mean!?? Is she so much better than I because she has been married for 7 years???? Fuck, Ive been through a lot of shit and My life is not some fucking story book romance, I mean its great now Compared to what it has been, and Im Really looking forward to a crazy new Adventure in life, But I Do not deserve to be talked to or about like that... When She said she was married for 7 years all I Could say was "Im sorry" And really I ment it... I Mean she says shes getting a New Motor bike and that she has done more since shes been married.... But Ive always always done stuff, Single or not... I Just Like to be alone, I dont know, its just eaiser that way, I dont gotta worry bout anyone else, I Dont have to wonder if theyre happy or not, I can just stop thinkin and be alone... its never quite in my head, butbein alone its quieter than most... So Nadine loves me now, It worried me, but doesnt now, we talked about it and its all good, cant be shaggin any fine ladies on the side though.... Not that I would have anyway... oh I am such a nerd, Lisa at work couldnt believe it when I told her that I wasnt a player... hahahahhaaha, Hottub Bubbaleeee Im such a boyscout, so moral, But Im Becomming Sarchastic and Cynical at work, I Think I wear those emotions well, They allow me to have an air of tortured bitterness against the world with an understanding that this is not the end (as the Chronic Seemed) and so its OK, and Im humorous about it... hmmmm Maybe Bitchy Bitch is just envious of my freedom and my child like wonder of the world around..... ok guys, My window has opened to wide, I Fear that I may fall out, I must end this transmission and bid you adue mes amis... Whatever, Chill out Coolies!

Dumb Things While Drunk Part Doux

8. Went Home With a Girl who wanted me to "Giver' the Cock" , How could I refuse an Offer like that!? (thanks Pete)
9. Ran aroud the attic singing Ozzy and Twisted Sister with a Doll head on My hand

Well, My Eyes are no lonnger burning or twitching... Im on cash at werk and that is a pain in the ass, I Like Talking to the People, but all the other shit sucks.... I think Nadine thinks shes in love with me.... She couldnt sleep the other night..... When I asked her why this morning, She hinted at her feelings for me... Ill do sumptin to stop that dont worry... For those of you who dont know, Im a Stupid ass... Always have been.... Some things I Do are funny, Some things are just plain ignorant and disrespectful.... Id Like to Make a List Now:

Dumb Things Ive Done While Drunk

1. Groped Andrea's Breasts (This was Long after we were boy/girl friends)
2. Hid in the corner behind a paint brush... What the fuck was that all about?
3. Naked Time Warp..... some still have scarrs
4. Jumped offa swings, Not so bad, But it really hurt the next day
5. Talkin to girls is always a dumb Idea while drunk... I barely understand them sober.... I Guess its the whole Liquid curage thing
6. gettin in fights while drunk is kinda fun, but like the swingset, It really hurts the next day
7. ok, I Guess I forget the rest, but Im sure theres more than that in the past, but the last one was the whole sticker car incident, and my drunkeness in no way absolves me of my horrid acts.... it was disrespectful, Not only to one party, but two, and I beg forgiveness... or at least a chill the fuck out, the sticker adhesive was not that sticky, nothing that couldnt easily be ripped off, crumpled up and thrown away, I admit it was stupid, and should not have been done, I Take full responcibility for my actions, will I do sumptin like that again, Hell no. OK, Thats my Little Rant, No Biggie, Anyway, Have a Good week, Ill probably post again in another week, unless I Think of sumptin good.... Bum Wrestling exists... Go to bumfights.com to see what I mean

My Eyes are Burning.....
I Cant get enough sleep.......
Everyone I Talk to at work agrees with me, Customers are bastards, I Appreciate Clerks on a Whole new Level now, Retail will never be the same again.... Next week Im on cash, That should be fun, Ive Developed a Sarcastic attitude with me Co workers and Customers, Im not nasty, Just sarcastic, Cant wait to start pissin Impatient people off at the checkout, Fuck all you Messy assholes, Now its my Turn!!Havnt been to the Gym fer a Week, Im Feelin Weak, Im Goin tonight, Gotta Pump up the guns, Hahahahaha, They help in Movin boxes! Ok Yall, Have Fun this Weekend, If I Dont See ya, be thankful I Guess, Im a Cranky sarcastic Bitch after work!

Afternoon folks, Today we shall discuss the reason why people are fucking savages. Boxed underwear... Why must people open these packages and take the underwear out and then (If they dont steal the underwear) Just throw the underwear and package on to the shelf, not put them back in the package... Because they are stupid, Uncaring Fucking Moron ass Savages...... Packaged Dress shirts..... If You Bring the dress shirt ti the fitting room, They will remove the sensor tag and let you feel the shirt and try it on and everything..... But No, The Savages insist on ripping the Package open and after they tire of the shirt, they throw it back on the display... I hate you Fucking peoplle, I Hate you all! In a Childs two piese, They will steal the Untagged top and leave the bottom, FUCK YOU ASSHOLES!!! Why are people so retarded, Its like they are cavemen, Foraging for food, they just rummmage through the Isles, Searching for designer lables that they need to survive, People are so stupid, I've never purchases a Designer lable, Infact I Hate the Idea of advertising on my body... I Took Down a Shop Lifter Last Night, Cha Cha Cha, Stelth Clerk Mode and all, He Was Stealin a Fat Albert Tee Shirt!

Ants are in my house, I Fucking Hate ants, Little Red Bastards... Each one I See I Squish... "Ant Kiiller, Better You than Me... Ant Killer, Kill the ants that I see"... I Got some Liquid Ant Killer stuff, Ill Put that Down, Last Summer was crazy for ants, but I was Stoned all summer, So I Didnt worry too much... well, I Couldnt... Drugs do that, they take yer Pain and Worries away... Ant go Squish... Hahahaha!!!

Its way tooo early to be upp and going to work.... I Cant remember if I slept or not.... I Just remember kinda laying awake.... Then the radio came on... Hopefully pete got some rest... Adios!

It is important to use proper engrish on You're web site 'Cause then peoples will know what you means... Peep this, My legs are fuckin solid, Im impressed, Gots to work on the upper body more though, that's ok, It's all good... Don't know if I Can run any faster, I Think I Need to work on the cardio if I wanna run... I Just really wana be a Power house... I Dont care about muscles stickin out (I just tuck it in) but Id like to be a lot stronger.... Kate would kick sand in my face at the beach, I Know it!!

Damn, Things are not goin so well... Shit, I wont get paid till the 28th, Thats a Fucking month of working and no pay, I hate this shit... I Need another crappy job just to make enough to live... Im Volunteering at the Convocation for NSCC tomorrow cause im such a fucking sweetheart... Im Going to get an application from the Superstore around the way, I gotta make ends meet somehow. Im exhausted... Nadine was over last night, That was nice, I cooked food fer her... It was really good. I Was Stressed out this morn before work, I feel bad. I Hate bein stressed out when Im Around people... Grrr, I just think too much... Im Going to ask the Manager for any possible extra hours, It Would be nice To work more at winners... Hmmm, Im Going to bed

Yo Homies, I Be Chillin in da crib, Watchin the Ricky Lake show, Dont be Haters, Drop that Zero and Get yer self a Hero... Ugggg, Why do I submit my self to this shit, I Cant understand half of it.... What the fuck are they saying???? My cheque didnt get deposited into my account on friday, Im Kinda mad, They Should have their shit together... So I Called Yesterday, Margaret said that They might pay me out of Petty cash or I might not get paid till the 28th.... The Latter might not be so bad... Just cause I wouldnt have to pay petty cash back.... Grrr, I Just Remembered, I Get unpaid Lunch breaks, So I Dont really get as Many hours this week as I thought, Man Im Tellin ya, That job breaks My ass every night, Seriously, Its tough, Keepin a Bargin basement look half decent, I Just dont know, Anybody want a cheap man servant??? The hot tub is up and Runnin at the Y, Im tempetd but afraid to go in!!

Retail is no fun, Sure its good to make the store look nnice and all, But a Simple task of matching shoes up with there partners is a fuckin bitch, and this was my first night, Damn, I Feel like I did a Bad jjob, and thats the worst thing I could feel cause my work reflects on me, I blame no one else, Just me, I counted all the Pairs in every section, Twice even, Still to no avail.... I Need sex,,, Sex would mmake me feel much better, Yesterday was awesome, best sex ever.... I need more, Im addicted, Im a Nympho... I Feel better now, When ever I feel bad I just think of sex, the the Pain will go away, Sex is good for gettin rid of headaches, Relieves pain in all parts of your body... Sex is a very good drug, Masturbation also works quite well in place of sex, so everybody, Be glad you have hands, Cause they can do so very much!!!

Start My New Job today, Its Gonna be Fun, I Think I Fractured my back bone, Dammn Im in Pain, But enough cryin... Pootie Tang is an awesome mmovie, Ya Gotta see that shite, if ya havent already, No its not a pornn, But its funny as hell!! Im Wearin a Tie and Jacket to work today, its in the dress code that Im suposed to go all spiffed up and pressed and shit so Ill Give it a try... I meann I saw a girl workin there with wrinkly fresk off the bedroom floor pants, but no, I got out my iron and made sure that they were smooth, wrinkle free.... Im wearing the suit jacket cause I just think it looks better,, I mmean if the shirt is tucked in, Ya gots to wear a jacket, Its just cooler and better lookin, Well I gots to Catch the Bus soon, Adios~!

Sisters sleepin with sisters on the Jerry Springer show, Man this world is messed up.... Not that his shit happens, But thte fact that people can make an entertaining show about it... Is it real, is it just over exaggeration??? I mean My "Wednesday Night Bum Wrestling" will be all about reality, I take the Bums off the street, Give em a super hero costume and let em work out their problems on cable 10!! hahaha, Everyone participating will get a nice place to sleep and a good meal, I know they'd rather have booze, but thats not in my budget yet. Special guests could be the cast of trailor park boys, Id love to have ricky and julian as my announcers!! Oh How I Dream to be a Dirty, rich, Void of Morals Producer!! hahha.... I need to start growin weed, I Got so many plants, but no weed plants, I think Id be pretty good at growin them too!! These Bitchass, Non-High gettin plants are flurishing!! ha... Time fer the gym soon, Adios!

Boob inspector #42 here! Just here to say that Nadine deffinatly does not have boob cancer.... Marketing tools are A-O.K.! Too bad boob testing doesnt pay much, but she did help me Iron a shirt this morn, I Ironed the pants, Fuck I hate Ironing. Had a dream this morn that we were having sex with another girl... a cute little redhead... and then I woke up, Went to the second part of my interview, My aunt is a manager at different store so I got to say hi to her, I think I talked myself into an overqualified situation, I taught the interviewing manager a little bit about marketing plans.. hmmmm.. I didnnt sleep well last night at all, Tossin and turnnin, I guess I was nervous, Like Im not usually, but she said she would call tomorrow, so Ill go to the gym tomorrow morning, and write more cover letters in the afternoon, I went Sunday and Monday, I told pete I went every second day on saturday, and he was like "What, Cant ya take it everyday!?" hahahaha Skrew you mister, I can do it just fine!! Each day is weider than the last!

Had an Interview Today, It was kinda cool. Cause I was totally unprepared for it, So I just said what came to my head... Like usual, but I was pretty relaxed, Hope I didnt Sound too dumb, The pay is low and the workk is hard, but at least its not the Chronic! Gotta go back to give them my references and a cover letter, Im Gonna bring my portfolio, People like it (except fer pete) and it misrepresents me as an organized, competent employee, Just the Way I Like it!

I Forgot it was 2002, I Was Still Thinkin it was 2001... I Dont Know Why I Thought this.... Just a Little behind I guess... John and Adam think That Im Stuck In the 80s.... I Think Im Stuck in the Early 90s.... I Still think Grunge is cool... Blood Sugar Sex Magick is the best chillipepper Album ever.... They Couldnt Convict me on the Ladykiller offence... I was unfit for trial... My Porn carreer ended once I shot the whack off booth failure "Saturday Night Booty"..... Critics complained "Too much Dancing not Enough Prancing" ... I was devistated, It wasnt even supposed to be a gay porn... but I shot it with Itallian women, I shoulda known better, my grand finaly was the Nude rendition of the Rocky Horror Picture Show, I said goodbye to my studly porn star self and became content with discreet booty calls and meaningless relationships.... I wish I was still getting paid for getting laid!! haha, G'night Kiddies!

Ya Shouldnt eat things that come outta yer belly button, oh they may look tasty, but..... hahahaha Today has been one messed up day..... I thought of a cool new catch phrase... "Man, yer so tired, go back to bed" .... Im Gonna start sayin it all the time... Hey Pete, You so Tired, Go back to bed.. Kate.. Jen... Word up ladies, you both so tired, get the hell back to bed... see, it works so well, Im gonna write a sitcom based on that catchphrase... With a guy who goes around saying that, and he carries a coffee mug around with him everywhere, and he spills it all the time cause he's whacked out and freakin, and when his mug is finaly empty an arm reaches into the shot and fills the mug... The season finaly could be "Will he finaly put the Mug Down" .... Summer is comming and Im Goin crazy, just like I do every summer...arrrgghhh The Insanity, will it ever end!! Once again, I thank you for comming, or at least faking it,

Vinnie "You So Tired" Cappuccino

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Good evening, I don't have any findings to relay to you, the world is the same as it was last time I reported. I will forward you hard copies of this record to you, in triplicate along with minutes and the agenda for the next meeting. And on that note I call this meeting adjourned.

refreshments will be served in the longue, everyone is welcome
Thank you very much!

My Other Brother Alice was Awesome, Best show of theirs yet!! The Crowd was scarier than the show though, No hot Ladies fer me to Harrass, Just a Bunch of Nerds and Freaks and The Tall Fuzzy Head Guitar Player from Faith No More. It Was So Sweet, Alice was Chopppin up babies on the table this time!! When Mike Showed up at the Second set we sat at the Main table and "Alice" did the last few songs from said table, but the girls were so ugly, I spent most of the first set watching the crowd, it was crazy, Old men tryin to pick up Wicca Chicks, Wicca Chicks tryin to ditch their blind dates, Skinny Bulldog shirt ladies with no boobs tryin to elbow me in the head (I Wish)... Yeah it was fun..... On the Walk home a guy tried to pick up Pete, hahahaha See, Its not only me it happens to, Gays want us to respect their sexuality, Why can't they respect ours? Would it help If I wore a "Happy bein' Hetro" tee shirt??? no, That might be seen as being Anti-Gay!!! I hate being politicaly correct, I like the Idea of pissin people off, I Should do it more often! That new Eminem album is rottin my Brain!! ahahahahahaha

Today is Anthrax day, Woo Hoo... "Its a Madhouse!!!!" ah, ya just wouldnt understand, Im Listnin to al my old favorites thesedays! Went to human Resourses yesterday, if I make it through the Summer, they will give me like $6000 fer school next year, Woo Hoo, I wont get it all at once, but its free money, How the hell can I refuse!! Hopefully Ill get that job as a widow washer that I want so badly now that I've found out that I can Peek at necked Wimmin!! I just went into the Human Resourses Offices fer a follow up, Showed the lady my portfolio, and Boom, She saw that I was serious about this shit (skool), It kinda makes me happy, Still got the stress of findin a job now though......Computers at school suck, they suck bad, I click Save and the Fucking thing freezes

}:)> Dont bash me on your page, it makes me feel little, and it is against the law to bully people, even if yer a mean ass orange head!! hahahahahaha, Naw, I wouldnt be the weirdo I am today if it wernt fer the Bullies, Bring it on ladies! Kim hits me, It makes me feel funny, I feel funny in accounting class, mostly cause Im Tryin to figure out what the hell is goin on! Im very tired, and I got work to do still, I hope I get Nadine to come over tonight, I think her roommate hates me, I dont like that Mad house, its like my place on Plateau Cr. Everything just clicks when we're together, I dunno, its just fun, bla Im ramblin now

Bla, Nadine didnt get over last night, That sucked, I think she forgot about me, Ah well, Hello Sexual Frustration!!! Started the morn with a nice cuppa black Coffee and a Heapin bowl of Master of Puppets!! Man that is a good album, Pete knows the feelin, Sanitarium used to be my theme song, "Kill is such a friendly word.....There's mutinay in the air..... Got some Death to do!!" ahahahahaha, Kirk Hmmet throws in a faggy little solo near the end, but its only short. The Orion intro is too long, but thats ok, its a great song, Great Bass solo, I Should be able to play it, How does it go pete???anyway, Gotta go to Class!!

A Good thing about goin to the Y is that I now have muscles I never knew were there... I Have Triceps for the first time in my life, Woo Hoo, I feel like the Fuckin Hulk!! hahahahaha So I Think Im Just gonna keep onn goin, I mean, I cant Blame the gays for wanting me, Hell, Im Dead Sexy!! I try not to talk to anyone at the gym, I think its best. Im sure that if a Female member complained about shit like this that a lot more would be done.. I Wanna put up a Memo: No beating off in the shower, Sauna or steam rooms. I mean that shit is unhealthy.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrr (Vince looks in mirror and poses as Hulk) hahahahahahaha!!!! Well this ends the tale of Vince in Gay City, Im still gonna go, but Im not gonna blog about it really, Maybe if some new Muslces appear,(Hey Guy, Nice to see you!!!) but Im not about bashin the Gays fer bein gay, They cant help it, Just gonna keep that towel wrapped round and watch my back!! Anyway, Tune in tomorrow for some shit that I will probably have to make up cause nothin fun ever really happins, Oh shit, I gotta clean my place, Nadine is commin over tonight, Thats pretty fuckin Woo Hoo!!! But I have no milk right now, Thats Boo Hoo, Damn!

Jen: Yeah, I know, I hear ya, see, Ive always been the Harasser, not the Harassee, thing is, When I catch myself staring at a butt or a boob, I try and look away (Sometimes its kinda hypnotic), guess I just don't wanna be seen as a pervo, quell the dirty ol' man inside if you will. I Feel kinda dumb though, I shoulda expected this, as pete said, any place the Village people Sing about gotta be gay... Im not gonna join the Navy!!! I Didnt really think of this thing as harassmentt, not till I talked too the guy, I just thought it was a guy being an ass, and it didnt really matter if he was gay or not, an ass is an ass, gay or not... Are hetro boys really that bad??? I always worry that if I disrespect a fine lady, she wont sleep with me.... they dont usually sleep with me anyway, but at least I try to be nice...... Next time I catch myself staring at a buttock (be it Jen's , Kate's, Nadine's, Andrea's, Pete's or even my own) I shall Pinch myself on the hand, Pavlovian logic and tobasco sause in the lube will save me from my dirty mind.....

Hey Folks, Went to the Y yesterday, not to work out, but to discuss the recent happenings in the sauna, I just wanted to know their position as a business and what to do if I were to be confronted with a situation like this once again.... If I wanted to see fags jerk off I'd go to the Apolllo bath house! So basically the dude said that my situation would be considered "Sexual Hassasment" and that I should Say no, Go and tell someone I trust, hahahaha, Thatks Webster!!! naw, he said that I should tell 'em right away, well, Thats good I guess, I wont be relaxing in the sauna or steam room anymore though.... And Im transfering my negitive feelings about this situation on to all members of the Homo-sexuality... thats isnt good, Im sure that there are nice gays out there, I just don't want anything to do with them, not normal vince feelings, I usually accept everyone, but now I feel a hatered, I mean the Dude at the Y said that there are a lot of Gays that go there, and I kinda knew that, but Innocent ol' vinnie thought that they wouldnt much bother me, not so, and I've kinda noticed men with "staring problems".... I think Im just gonna be loud and an asshole in the gym from now on, Meaning that if someone stares at me, I'll confront them right away.... If I were to wear a "Proud to be Hetero" shirt that would be seen as anti-gay and would probly be not well taken, so that is my solution, be loud, stare back, Wadda you lookin at Pansy Boy!! hahaha, I shoudda grabbed that guy and Pushed him into the hot rocks, That wouldda fixxed em!!

Adam Hates my tie, I Love my tie, I hate Adam, Gillian thinks my tie Sucks, Cause she works at Winners, She thinks she's so big, Just cause She Works with My Aunt! Gillian Thinks She's a Winner, But she is not!

Tomorrow I have to wear a suit to school, That should be fun. My group wants to meet at eight fifteen, I usually get to school by that time anyway, but thats usually my relax and drink coffere time.... ah well, you shouldnt drink coffee before a presentation... my section deals with "Leadership during times of Crisis", you see, a true leader has a vision in mind, organises and motivates employees to accomplish those goals and provides a sence of clarity when faced with uncertanty... that's my deffinition anyway.... I need to lead myself, hold my vision above all else provide myself a sence of clarity.... I think that there is an ad like that on tv, sumptin bout clarity anyway.

Tried out the sauna at the gym.... I went in, no one was there, but there was a paper, so I decided to read, then this gross skinny little guy walked in and started streching and grunting and shit.... and then he started playin with his dick.... im fuckin serious, I hate this shit, Im goin to the gym to try and get healthy, I cant really afford the monthly fee, but Im doin it cause its good fer me, and this is the crap I gotta deal with, I dont care if you run around the lockeroom with yer dong flappin around, but pleeeese dont jerk off in front of me, so the gay (as a heterosexual im not allowed to say fag) factor just got too large fer me, and my relaxing sauna experience came to an end

Nutthin really to say, just gotta get a job... ya think it would be easy, but people just dont wanna hire anyone these days, their happy to keep their old employees who run the business shittily, anything to keep from change, poeple can be so stupid, most are whiny little bitches, grr, if only money were free, hahaha, I didnt sign up for this, I hate payin rent, I hate payin bills, but no, I gotta keep on keepin on, pay that fuckin power company, pay that overpriced phone bill, I pay $40 a month, and I only call fuckin Pete and Nadine, grrr, anyway, I gotta get a few interviews this week, Gotta get chances to show off my snazzy portfolio, not to pete though, he's a curmudgeon, wouldnt wanna work for him anyway, its his way or get the fuck out! haha, so demanding! So yeah, I don't wanna be shunned by society so I gotta keep payin the bills and tryin to fit in best I can... why cant I fit in, what the hell is wrong with me... I shouldnt bother writing this, I'll get no answer from the socital misfits that read this, and I wouldnt dare send anyone else to my page... Arrg I hate being a nerd/geek/freak/weirdo

It's not how fat the Booty is that you tap, but how often you tap it! hahaha, booty humour is funny, Jerome asked me if I tapped booty this weekend, I was like, "Hell Yeah" hahaha Ug, I was so sick last week, Nadine came to the hospital with me and then came home with me, arrgg, I was so sick I couldnt do anything, it was right there, ready to go and everything, and there I was with a fucking gremlin in my stomach, killin me with Pain every 10 minutes... Some guys can get it of in under 10, I think I could if I really tried.... but alas, no boot last week, ah well.

Just wrot the Crazy "Public Service" test, Man you gotta be a fucking genious to serve the public, and here I thought it was just the ability to give a good blowjob! Geez, Einstine wouldda failed that shit, it was fill in the blanks, but the questions were fucked up, like what is the first working day afeter the third non working day in the second month without a "u" and atleast 20 working days.... That was the easy questions... They wanted us to add fractions with differing denominators and decimals.... Now I can barly do that with a calculator let alone in my head, I said fuckitt and just guessed. So That was my little adventure this morn.

I've never been blown by a 14 year old, not even when I was 14, Had fun at 15, still no blow jobs though.... The first blow job did not enter my life till the grand old age of 19, the female being the same age, yeah, Late bloomin Vinnie! And I tell ya, The blowjob is still not one of my favorites, to many biting incidents... I like a little pressure, but ya dont gotta chomp on it!!! I much perfer doggie and couch olympics.... I need some couch olympics.... My futon aint that great fer those though, ah well! Anyway, Thats enough T>M>I> fer today, Enjoy the sunshine and all the Ladies and Boys who are dressin a little less on Sprin Garden road!

I Fucking Hate...
Missing school and having to play catch-up, I'd much rather be there and let the teacher tell me the right way to do things.... Working Hard, like I said, I'd rather get taught by the teacher and slack off in my spare time, it makes things so much more fun.... Being sick, yeah I know I said it before, but Im still sick, I went to the fucking hospital yesterday, boy that was not fun, It felt like an alien was gonna bust outta my tummy, ouch, Still hurts today, all I can drink is water and apple juice, no Coffee :( and eat, well, I Havent really tried, I dont wanna wake up the alien. They gave me a huge needle in the ass, ouch, it was crazy, biggest needle I ever saw, the Dr wanted to give me a rectal exam, I said no , I feel comfortable with his first Diagnosis, that this is just some crazy painful gastral intestinal flu and it will be gone soon, I won't even go into my adventures on the toilet bowl, ok, Thats it, im going back to bed, see ya

I Fucking Hate:
Being Sick, Being Cramped up, People who pretend to be nice but are assholes, Fucking Groupwork, People in general, Peptobismal, being too sick to sleep, getting up early for school, being a broke ass, being too sick to work out, headaches, slow downloads, not knowing shit, needing a haircut, buying shampoo, rasin bran with no fucking raisins, the fact that Mr.T and Alf are restricted to 1-800 comercials, Little girls ICQing me, feeling like I do now, not getting my homework done, Idiots that love to sit too close to you in class, What, Do you wanna sit on my fucking Lap!!! Not having a Job, Getting Great Marks but still feeling dumb as hell, drinking old coffee, not having fresh ground coffee....... Im Sure I'll think of more, Tune in tomorrow for another episode of "I Fucking Hate..."

Workin on my career goals.... Fuck, is a Booty call tonight a career goal... sadly no, not unless I git paid fer it!! ahaha! Not gonna bother goin to the Trailor park boys tonight, at home is good enough fer me, no beer but lots of coffee, mmmmcoffee... I called this blog "Ramblings of a Caffine addict" but I never talk about coffee, well, not that much anyway.... Lets talk about coffee, Why is Coffee Better Than sex??? Well.... it's not Id much rather have a Fine Lady's legs wrapped round my neck, But if her pussy smely like coffee I'd be very happy!! hahaha I Want to release my own Clogne line once my Talkshow/Lounge singing career takes flight... O'de Vince, Cappuccino Aftershave and Coffee Breath Mouthwash, hahahaa, My mind is like a fun playground, I Think of things that make me laugh all the time, Problem is Sometimes I blurt ideas out at inappropriate times... Too Bad Y'all dont find my Ideas as funny as I do

Evenin Children!
a boring night at home alone, woo hoo
Im Supposed to be working on my portfolio right now, fuck that, I wanna sit on the couch and flip through TV, hmmm, naw, Ill download some more porn, haha, no booty tonight, well, I havnt gotten the call yet anyway, Im open till 3 am though, so I still might get the call. Went to the Y today, its a weird pace, Kinda surreal, Everybody is all friendly and shit, I just wanna get in and out, no chit chat unless it involves giving me money for non-sexual services... or maybe sexual, Id have ta think about it... Dont think Im gonna git bubble's autograph, I know if I go out tomorrow night Ill wanna drink, and well, I just cant do that, I hate being broke ass, grrrrr, ah well, I used to see him on the bus and shit, I didnt want his autograph then, so I guess deep down, I dont really care, hahaha!! Yeah Thats it!!

the nice thing about my course now is that i get fridays off, a month fulla long weekends, woo hoo, too bad i gots no cash to go out, May 11 i got a job interview, so that may change!! woo hoo, im sick of being unemployed... pete is sick of being employed, Weird eh! Sunday Trailor Park Boys is gonna be new, and the Cast will be at the marquee, I want Bubble's autograph!! I Love that show, I should call about what "Appropriate Attire" really is, is it jogging pants and sweatshirt or suit and tie, either way I wanna go!! I Should be doing homewerkk now, but Im too tired, I need Coffee, Bitch ass adam is commin over, he hates coffee without sugar, haha, thats the way I Drink it, I forgot to remind him to bring sugar! he's a wus anyway, Boo Hoo no sugar!! haha!

I'd like to take this time to make a shout out to jen cause she's feelin crappy and thinkin in the negitive relm, don't be so hard on yerself, you'll find what yer lookin for, it just takes time and pain, but hey wadda I know, Im just a smelly, dummb non-HTML knowin boy!!

Werkin on me Portfoolio for Skoolio, They say that this binder fulla stuff Ive done will gets me a Jobby Job... it better freakin work, my career as a Giggalo is not taking off..... David Lee Roth, Please Help me!! Ah, dont worry pete, you'll get yer money!! Heehee!!! accounting 3 is not really what I expected, but with hard study and perserverence... shuddup vince, you always say that shit, haaha! Anyway, I Out, See Ya!!

"You have to be smart to be a nerd"- Milhouse

Im Eating little coloured marshmallows, They are tasty little things, Wow, Third term accounting is gonna be a bitch, Studyin all the time is gonna be so much fun! Thats ok, Ill Make good cash once I get a job, I'll have fun later!!

I Want to be a talkshow host lounge singer... you wait, it'll happen!!! What other inspiring Ideas do I have to share... alot goes through my mind everyday, think think think, thats all I do... Apparently the men down at the Y have staring problems too, they seem very flamboyant and stratigicly walk by the lockers when you are disrobed, not that there is anything wrong with that, well, yeah, there is! I dont care what your sexuality is, but in a locker room look me in the eyes, not at my bulge or at my dick that has a fun way of finding its way outta my boxers before I do. I feel liberated, its difficult living in the gay mans world, but I shall finnd away..... no I won't, nevermind, hahahaa!!

I Hope Blog is working ok today, Yesterday was like a bad trip, I had to post everthing twice to get it to work... it was a bitch... Im Makin coffee, mmmmmm and then I will eat a bagel, and life will be good.... gonna hit the Y today again, I tells ya, I gatta git my fill of old ugly fat men... The ladies look so much nicer, but you cant look for very long, unless they smile at ya right away, then its OK, i think... But the ones that give ya the stare of deathThose are the ladies who would snneek into your bedroom with a vile of hot pepper juice, ouch! Have a Cool Sunday, dont do tooo much work, and watch the simpsons tonight at 9, homer turns into the incredible hulk, should be hy-larious!