Shout out to Gordo who Thinks I Boo Hoo on this Blog Too much, Gotta Spliit, Gotta Go To The YYYYMMMMCCCCAAAAA, You can Get yer Self Clean, You can Have a Good Meal, You Can do whoever you feel, at the YYY mmmm CCC AAAA

I Wanna Steal the Pope's hat and do a Pope dance on Stage,, Im gonna Brng the Poope down, You;ll see, Im Workin on a plan, Infact Im workin on a plan that will change the way we live and think, I just have to find a way to get people to listen to me. It will bring down Huge Corporations, Show that there is Little need for Governent, Reduce food production and thus reduce overpopulation on a global scale......

Notthin is up with my Site, it just bores me... So Im 27, yikes, hellow 30 in 3 years, Where the hell has my Life gone... At least Im havin fun I Guess... Horton Heat should be a Good Show, Come on y'all, Its a Gonna Be a Hoe Down!! hahahahaha!!! I Love the Rockabilly!!!!

I Retract the Statement that Im a Nerd, Nerds are smart, Even booger was smart, Im just a Dork, Why Cant I Understand blogger language, Why dose it all sound like greek or latin to mme, Damn this is dumb, no, Im Dumb, Arrggg

Hey Folks, Ive been up to the Usual crap, Just werkin and a Jerkin, well, Not so mutch of the latter, No time... Feels like Im actually busy, Must be the damn bus trip eatin up all my time... I Offically hate two bitches at work now, Just cause the talk down to me, I do every fucking thing they ask me, and when Im done that I find other shit to do, and they still insist on treating me like a stupid fuck... Im a Damn good fuck if you must know!!! But I digress.... Anyway, Im gonna do sumptin fun at work tomorrow,,, Theres a board with a list of people with birthdays this month.... Mine is not on it... I dont Really care, But Im gonna add my name and draw a little Picture, Stupid but fun.... nah, Im not gonna do that... Now that I see the plan on screen it just sounds dumb.... Thanks blogger for showing me my stupidity... So Im Way Happy about goin back to school, Just Gotta apply fer dat loan and go Meet with human resourses and I mmight actually have beer money next semester!! woo fuckin hoo!! Nadine and I went to the Clay Cafe on sunday, It was pretty fun, Good fer a date with a girl you know, But Deffinatly not a first date thing, We played lego last night, its still spred out on the floor, ouch if I step on it during a Midnight Bathroom run!! haha!!! One of the Bitches I hate at work is the Same age as me, Tonight in the cash offices she was like "Can you believe that vince is the same age as me??" (to Jen C)...... What the fuck is that supposed to mean!?? Is she so much better than I because she has been married for 7 years???? Fuck, Ive been through a lot of shit and My life is not some fucking story book romance, I mean its great now Compared to what it has been, and Im Really looking forward to a crazy new Adventure in life, But I Do not deserve to be talked to or about like that... When She said she was married for 7 years all I Could say was "Im sorry" And really I ment it... I Mean she says shes getting a New Motor bike and that she has done more since shes been married.... But Ive always always done stuff, Single or not... I Just Like to be alone, I dont know, its just eaiser that way, I dont gotta worry bout anyone else, I Dont have to wonder if theyre happy or not, I can just stop thinkin and be alone... its never quite in my head, butbein alone its quieter than most... So Nadine loves me now, It worried me, but doesnt now, we talked about it and its all good, cant be shaggin any fine ladies on the side though.... Not that I would have anyway... oh I am such a nerd, Lisa at work couldnt believe it when I told her that I wasnt a player... hahahahhaaha, Hottub Bubbaleeee Im such a boyscout, so moral, But Im Becomming Sarchastic and Cynical at work, I Think I wear those emotions well, They allow me to have an air of tortured bitterness against the world with an understanding that this is not the end (as the Chronic Seemed) and so its OK, and Im humorous about it... hmmmm Maybe Bitchy Bitch is just envious of my freedom and my child like wonder of the world around..... ok guys, My window has opened to wide, I Fear that I may fall out, I must end this transmission and bid you adue mes amis... Whatever, Chill out Coolies!

Dumb Things While Drunk Part Doux

8. Went Home With a Girl who wanted me to "Giver' the Cock" , How could I refuse an Offer like that!? (thanks Pete)
9. Ran aroud the attic singing Ozzy and Twisted Sister with a Doll head on My hand

Well, My Eyes are no lonnger burning or twitching... Im on cash at werk and that is a pain in the ass, I Like Talking to the People, but all the other shit sucks.... I think Nadine thinks shes in love with me.... She couldnt sleep the other night..... When I asked her why this morning, She hinted at her feelings for me... Ill do sumptin to stop that dont worry... For those of you who dont know, Im a Stupid ass... Always have been.... Some things I Do are funny, Some things are just plain ignorant and disrespectful.... Id Like to Make a List Now:

Dumb Things Ive Done While Drunk

1. Groped Andrea's Breasts (This was Long after we were boy/girl friends)
2. Hid in the corner behind a paint brush... What the fuck was that all about?
3. Naked Time Warp..... some still have scarrs
4. Jumped offa swings, Not so bad, But it really hurt the next day
5. Talkin to girls is always a dumb Idea while drunk... I barely understand them sober.... I Guess its the whole Liquid curage thing
6. gettin in fights while drunk is kinda fun, but like the swingset, It really hurts the next day
7. ok, I Guess I forget the rest, but Im sure theres more than that in the past, but the last one was the whole sticker car incident, and my drunkeness in no way absolves me of my horrid acts.... it was disrespectful, Not only to one party, but two, and I beg forgiveness... or at least a chill the fuck out, the sticker adhesive was not that sticky, nothing that couldnt easily be ripped off, crumpled up and thrown away, I admit it was stupid, and should not have been done, I Take full responcibility for my actions, will I do sumptin like that again, Hell no. OK, Thats my Little Rant, No Biggie, Anyway, Have a Good week, Ill probably post again in another week, unless I Think of sumptin good.... Bum Wrestling exists... Go to bumfights.com to see what I mean