"You have to be smart to be a nerd"- Milhouse

Im Eating little coloured marshmallows, They are tasty little things, Wow, Third term accounting is gonna be a bitch, Studyin all the time is gonna be so much fun! Thats ok, Ill Make good cash once I get a job, I'll have fun later!!

I Want to be a talkshow host lounge singer... you wait, it'll happen!!! What other inspiring Ideas do I have to share... alot goes through my mind everyday, think think think, thats all I do... Apparently the men down at the Y have staring problems too, they seem very flamboyant and stratigicly walk by the lockers when you are disrobed, not that there is anything wrong with that, well, yeah, there is! I dont care what your sexuality is, but in a locker room look me in the eyes, not at my bulge or at my dick that has a fun way of finding its way outta my boxers before I do. I feel liberated, its difficult living in the gay mans world, but I shall finnd away..... no I won't, nevermind, hahahaa!!

I Hope Blog is working ok today, Yesterday was like a bad trip, I had to post everthing twice to get it to work... it was a bitch... Im Makin coffee, mmmmmm and then I will eat a bagel, and life will be good.... gonna hit the Y today again, I tells ya, I gatta git my fill of old ugly fat men... The ladies look so much nicer, but you cant look for very long, unless they smile at ya right away, then its OK, i think... But the ones that give ya the stare of deathThose are the ladies who would snneek into your bedroom with a vile of hot pepper juice, ouch! Have a Cool Sunday, dont do tooo much work, and watch the simpsons tonight at 9, homer turns into the incredible hulk, should be hy-larious!

Alright, I Got lots of time to drink this one last coffee before I go, yeah, So Im Typin this to entertain myself, Im easily amused, Bjork and the sugar cubes are good, This coffee is damn good, Fresh Ground is always good...... My CD Player works again, woo hoo, I had it plugged in the wrong hole, boy am I dumb, no, cd players are dumb...... and me sometimes, only when Im unfocused and procrastinate, as I am doing at this very moment... Id be glad to give you updates of this increasing dumbness, but im sure youve all been through it before, and youve all come to accept that once in a while you'll do some silly shit, and then you'll cause some problems and then naturally fall back in with the flow, once youve come around and learned yer little life lessons, yeah, well, seems I spend too mmuch time in the abstract, floatin around in my head and flappin in the winnd... Crazy eh, yeah, I know, vinnie, when ya gonna grow up.... ill never grow up.... but I wanna be grounded, Ive been really unfocused and crazy...... ok, that might not be so dumb, I donnt know... I think this is why jen and kate say no to blogging drunk

I Dont forward jokes, I hate that shit... The only real forwarder I know is tammy, and some of her forwards are cool pics and shit, so thats ok! nuts, I should be out at the gym today, but no, I m nerdin it up like a fuckin gimpy, damn Is gots to get out more. Jinxed my self on that booty call, ah well, Im not complainin, was just kinda...nevermind, anyway, I got a great show here today for you kiddies, my special guest will be, the evil Dr Vink.... "Hey, I wanna Kill you guys..... the lovable Sexually Frustrated man..... "Hey, gimme love, come on, pleaseeeeeee".... and as always, Steve Irwin will be by with one of his Pointy toothed friends from the alligator pen..... I'll be back after these messages

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Afternoon kiddies
got my math exam done, dont know if I kicked ass or not, probly not... but not too bad I think... Adam was cryin and shit, damn fool... Got our marketing plan back, we got an 88 on it... Blair was cryin, well not really cryin, he just holds himself to very high standards, not that I dont, just that I think an 88 is pretty cool, needs some improvement if we are to really start this business, at least we know where to focus our energy! its all good in that respect. Blair felt that he could have explained it better in ten minutes, hope I didnt fuck up his focus, I wrote a lot of the project, I just wanted to get it done on time, group work really bites!

And Now the end is near
and so I face the final curtain....
arrgggg, I was doin math in my dreams last night, Im so fucken stressed about this exam, I passed all the tests, and in the back of my mind I pretty much know I will pass. I guess its just stupid lack of confidence and shit. there are so many formulas it's crazy, we are allowed a one sided 8.5X11 cheat sheet with ANYTHING on it, but thats just not enough. Im writin so small, Ill need a magnifine glass to read that bitch! So I Was doin math in my head when I woke up this mornin to, I think that['s a bad sign... The formulas in my dreams are always wrong anyway, so its not like im doing extra studying by stressin... all I do is complain these days, I feel bad for those around me, I feel even worse for you fools who read this crap.
till the next installment
Vince!

Last Night was Kick ass, Drank lots of Beer ate nutthin but pizza and pringles, saw Metal Mike, Comic Store Mike, Lisa Latte' and her new tatoo, and of course the Dynamic Duo of Kate and Jen...Got to sing Viva Las Vegas to comic store mike and kinda spit on him in the process, saw DOA and Fishbone, I talked to the Fishbone Guy and I got sweat on by him, Man those guys put on an awesome show, it was so much fun. Woke up kinda hurtin, but that OK, It was well worth the pain. gotta clean da house and study fer ma math exam today, oh joy!! :)
Peace Out Homos!
Dr. V

bah, Got a 69 on my math test, good number, but not thatgood of a mark, atleast I didnt fail, Genious Blair Quair is gonna study with me on sunday for the exam, so I should pick up some good tips. I went down today, had a little adventuer, Worked out fer an hour, Old men go to the y just to sit on the machines, they dont do anything, its funny but frustrating when you are tryin to do yer program. Second Cup was dumb as always, I sat down and read the new Coast, a CD Plus ad fell out of it and it had Iron Maiden's Power Slave in it, I was Like Woo Hoo, Im goin down to get that!! So I run down and... Boo hoo, no Power Slave, Bad Advertising!!! well I got the Sex Pistols Great Rock n Roll Swindle, Which is very good, I never see that fer cheap, so I got that and voiced my discust with the Rockabilly dude, he was like yeah, but the Sex Pistols will do in a pinch, I was Like Yeah, but its no Iron Maiden, then we talked about how we hated goin to HMV, My wallet hates it more than I Do!! :) anyway, I walked back to skool , ran into Yanick, He gave me a $1 off pass to his gig next week, guess Im goin! Yanicks Jacket needs a touch up pete, he knows yer busy, but its chippin away a little!!

See ya'll tomorrow night

Haha!! I Survived the Laundry, Two Really good/Funny things happened today.

!. I Get to the Laundramat, and boom, What arcade game do they have??? Why Its WONDERBOY!!! Woo Hoo, Played a Few Rounds, Got third High score... Not very good really, I shoulda got 1st, But its a start, My name is on there atleast!

2. The "Rippin" jeep passed me on the street, I almost dropped my laundry, It was too funny, it always is!! Pete knows!

oh, and Kate mentioned me in her blog today, actually, it was about drunk boys and staring at her boobs, mmmmmarrkketing Tools! Gotta Love the Tools, Ima tool, hahaha! Marketing Test Tomorrow!

Well Guys, I suck, I tried my hardest on my math test, but we all know, tryin dont mean shit, I did my best, but I but I donnt think that was good enough. I have an exam in math on the 22nd, Accouunting test on the 24th and another accounting test on the 25th cause I fuct up my last test and barly passed, grrr, why am I so stupid, They say IQ is fixed at birth, but I thought that this studying thing would at least boost it up a little. Its a nice day, Too nice to be this hateful, but still the feeling persists. I really dont know what to do.

Its off to see the crackHeads at the Laundrimat, fuck, I hate that place!

G'Day little G's
Writin a math test tomorrow, General, compound and differed annuities, woo fuckin hoo, I Really shouldnt be online, but I gots to go to the gym soon, so what the hell, I already studied, Fell asleep and Studied some more, I was doing math in my dreams, pretty fuct up eh, at least they were high deffinition math problems and not all pixelated!! Hahaha~! (That joke is gonna be funny to like one person if any). My nextdoor neighbour blasted "In too deep" by sum 41 and "It's Tricky" by Run DMC, I Perfer the latter, at least it wasnt "Back in Black"! Found what I was lookin for last night, Shoulda Known where they were right away, but if I hadnt dug through all thhat crap, I wouldnt have been able to bask in nostalga. Found an old short story I typed on my good ol' Apple 2E, I Was a Mac user from the get go! the story was called "the Sword of Daventry", I was a good writer for 14!! Think I'll rewrite it sometime when Im Bored. Anyway, Gotta work those Glutes!! hahaha!!

Benos Natchos Kiddies
Work on my portfolio today, boy that was fun and time Consuming, Specially when I should be teaching myself math, Damn! Been Diggin through old magazine pics and stuff, Ya know, The Boxes you collect from when you were growing up. I am so not a Minimalist, I am a Maximalist, I Keep everything!!! Lots of this stuff makes me laugh, I was so crazy... not much has changed, but everything has changed... You all know what mean, I Still remember being a kid, I still remember when I didnt have to pay rent, I Didnt particularly enjoy those time, infact they sucked cock, but thats not my point. I Remember spending hours listening to Anthrax, and I used to rearange my bedroom for fun, I was a messed up mulletheaded kid, Can't say I'm much better now, sans-Mullet!! :) that's not my point either, infact I dont Have one!! hahaha!! Goodnight!!

Well, I Was wrong, No Pute test till the 22nd, The Math exam is on the 23rd though, That sucks, Considering that I have to learn 2 chapters for the test on wednesday. Arrrgggg, and I paid for this schoolin, It better Fuckin pay off!! Gotta find a summer job soon, My Giggalo business is not taking off, alas. in other news, today I shall attempt to do some laundry. ah, on Saturday May 4th some pot smokin fools are gonna gather round the Fountain on the commons... Tracy and I used to get high and go over to the fountain at night, and watch all the Pretty Lights, So Romantic! haha! One time it looked like a bunch of giants peeing in the fountain... guess ya had to be there, It was strange.. Not unlike myself, I like to see things, Naked wimin are at the top of the list though.

Adam is a dick, he keeps crashing his chair into me, Fuck Him

Evenin Kiddies
This has been a fun weekend, except I slept all day saturday, We left the bar at like 2 I think, I got home at 2:30, I Checked My messages and boom, Im out the door again, So I got like an hours sleep I think, Then when I got home I tried to do stuff, I Felt Like Crap! It was crazy, I Went fer a little Nappy Pie Poo at 6 PM and I ended up missing COPS, Fuck, I love that Show, Anyway, Today was good, Went to the gym and cleanned house and other stuff (use yer Imagination). Computer test tomorrow in access, that sucks, math on tuesday accounting on wednesday, Corinary Heart Failure on thursday.... Damn, Im gonna miss fishbone... Shit
Well, Adios
Vice

I Really appreciate my Macintosh, Ive spent the last 3 days on a dumbass pc, Fuck I hate those things, every second window is an error message!!

We are done, finished finaly..... Im pretty zonked, The marketing plan is done, not as fine as I would have liked it to be, but Blair doesnt really like it either, well, I shouldnt say that, hes not as pleased as he could be, kinda dissapointing, hm, all I want is a nice coffee at the second cup and my walkman to start working properly again, I need full bass sound!! Its good to be done though, now I just have to learn my math, I hate annuities!

ok, Im out

Grrrrr, this is pissin me off, here I am, tired as hell, Ive been in school all day, I dont know whats happnin, I think the fools a watchin porn or some shit like that, fuckin monkies, fuck them, I want this done now, grrrrr, mad.... Foo Fighters do not sooth the pain,
so how are you guys, I hope you been doin fine,
man, this sucks, Im goin fuckin crazy
No, seriously, shit has been weird
pete has a new computer, he no longer needs me
Im out with the trash

Im Hungry.... Very Hungry, So Hungey infact that I would eat a parsnip.... no, not that hungry, I hate those things, fuckin white ass carrots!!! Damn, Marketing is goin good.... and a cute boy is sitting beside me, teehee, naw, its only adam, but all the ladies like him, fuckin jackass! Im waitin for blair to brings me some wendy's, we will be here fer a while, a long while, and my gut worm is a growlin, Thats alright though, cause wendy's is good food, 'spencive butt good. Workin out at the gym is fun, I had forgotten the pain of an improperly streached muscle!! :) Peace out Fools!!

I Like Kate's blog page, it makes me laugh and reflect on life.... I would like to link her.....but I don't know how... vinnie got no skills, hahaha,
fuckin skilless!!!!
shit bitch, I ain't Skilless!!!
Man you so skilless
you be hangin with willis

-That was a rap song fer jen
Peace out Mygdala Crew, Oh'2

Oh Good Knews- 95% on my Organizational Behaviour Paper, That's Fuckin Woo Hoo!!

hmmmm, Whats up with you, why dont you tell me somthing, open your heart to this cold computer screen, I won't judge you, I can't even hear you, I might not even care, but at least you could tell me what's up.

I dont mind the sun sometimes,
The Images it shows
I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my clothes
Cinnomin and sugary and softly spoken lies
you never know just how ya look through other peoples eyes - Butthole Surfers

Money Can't Buy me Happiness, but it can buy me the things that make me happy!!!

Two Crazy Girls and a Rock Star!

I Had a good post, but it got deleted... fuckin shit

Simpsons was funny tonight, Homer was smokin weed, I was smokin weed, it was all good!! hahahaha Bubbles is makin a porno now on trailor park boys, it is too funny, hahahaaa. knowhatimsayin

Wow, I am really out of it... didnt know that the time had changed until I read it on jenns website, hmmmm... Got new toys, always nice. Got an accounting test tomorrow, not so nice, still got some weed, Ill be sleepin nice, relaxed for accounnting, get out the granola,, I think Ill listen to the doors,, very nice, Think Ill look at accounting too, I know my accounting,, so it wont be too difficult....

.......nothin but a bunch of fuckin monkies, running around wavin their arms and screammin at each other

Vince!

Listnin to the new Korn, Petes right, Fresh new korn sound, not bad at all, should I sound really dumb, and say that it needs some butter... no, I will not do that, this song is freaking me out, he is is saying that "We gotta fuck you up"... is he talking to me?? Have I done somthing to wrong him??? well, so sorry mr Korny man, maybe next time both me and my dog will poop on your lawn... see I was gonna clean it up, I had the plastic bag right here asshole, but then you had to go sing that song..... New Spawn toys are on the horizon

Mygdala HyJackks Crew, Fo-Eva!
V.

Vinnie's tip o' the day, stress relief..... Smokin weed in the mornin sunshine:

There is nutthin better than puffin cheeba before noon, cause ya know that yer gonna have a relaxing day! Two papers were due today but they were the same paper, just formatted differently!! haha, don't ask, I am efficient, I don't do a lot of work, but the stuff I do is always damn fine. Gettin a summer job is gonna be fun, I applied for a government position, I want to be the minister of education. If anyone is looking for a full time personal assistant, please contact me, I am willing to do anything!!! Ladies, do you need a man servent!!?? hahaha, Seriously, Ill be pumpin up on monday, I will be that matcho man I want to be!!!

Till next time!! Drink yer coffee
Ecniv!

Hey There, I am currently experiencing a Mygdala Hijack, sounds like a rap crew eh, but really what it is, is when you feel before thinking, sure, it happens all the time, in fact we all feel before we think. Thats how we learn to communicate, words create feelings which we then attach to objects and concepts. Well, The emotions that I an currently feeling is just a little stress, but its ok, objectivly I know that all I need is a big heapin dose of hard work, and everything will be OK, problem is, gettin it done, bloggin wont do it, so Im out fer now.
Everybody Rockin out at the Fishbone show!
Ince

Hey there all you vinnie haters and lovers
Its a nice sunny tuesday, just in the computer lab workin away on my Access assignment, listnin to a Hip hop cd of Gillians, its not bad surprisingly, I can see why jen likes the hip-hopin music so very much! :) haha! I know it's not true, but Im sure that there is a little hip hopper inside you all. As a crusty professional, I would just like to say, lotta bitches needs da 'Motional Intelligence, cause all you little bitches get up in my face givin me attitude bout how I didnt give you no child support, when I know for a fact dat I did cause I gots the fuckin cancelled cheque and Receipt right here baby! (that was for the haters) Big Hugs go to all the vinnie lovers, of which there are exactly zero, at least I still love me!!
Peace out, till next time, be good to yer bird!!

I hate writing papers, ya think it would come easy to me, I love writing, and reading and shit like that, just that when I write a paper it is judged by one of my teachers and graded, sometimes based on how it compares to the other papers written by my peers other times based on the genious that the paper hints at, I know it's there, I just need to get past the block, the Mental brick wall if you will that holds me back, I know I can be a genious, I know I can, I just gotta work at it, I was able to get A's in university, but Saint Mary's was a joke, I think, But I did study hard, and I had absoluty no life at the time. How the hell did Einstien become a genious, I mean he was a fool. I know, genious is a relative thing, if yer not playin the piano by age 2 then forget it, Well, Im still not playin the piano, nor am I typing very well, but I just dont care, It's not what you think, it's what I think that matters, I could delude myself into thinking that I am a genious, but I know that is not true.... Words, Why won't you come out of my head, I know you are up there, I just want to finish this damn paper...arrrgggggg

There is too much fun shit to do at my house, no wonder I get no work done, no wonder I stay at home all the time, I got CDs to burn, music to rock out to, Books and magizines to read, Paper to draw on, Bass and Videogames to play, Mirrors to make funny faces in, a bed to jump on, a kitchen sink to do dishes, piles of random clothing articles to clean up or use as islands in my island jumping game, stubble on my face and other random patches of hair to shave if I wish, and lastly,, the most fun of all...papers to write.... Ill Clean the weeks worth of dishes, have a shower to rid myself of some of my stink and then work on the papers, oh the papers, wish they were rolling papers... and so does adam!! hahaha
Viva las Bitches!
Vince!

Whare the fuck has this weekend gone??? It just flew by, at least I got to eat two wicked ass dinners. Got a magazine with Shakira on the cover, Damn, I wish that lady would throw me around with those hips, mmmm, Oh and apparently Old Dirty Bastard doesnt like jail very much, neither would I, That's why Im a Good boy... Woah, there's a Mullet man on Ricky Lake, Looove those Mullets, a True sign of High Fasion. I think LeChateau should have Mullet Wigs on their Manikens, and Jen and Kate should have red clown wigs on their manikens, but that is only my opinion. Blagh, it sucks outside, no mall fer Vinnie, my Discman works again, so Im Pretty Happy about that, until it breaks again, atleast I got a good Warrnty, Anyway, keep on a Rockin
Viva Las Natchos
Vinnie!