Howdy Folks, Damn I Hate it when Email doesnt work Right, I Emailed my self some finance worh, and Alas, it isnnt heere!! Damn. So anyway, School this year is Crap as ususl, Im Dion well, But I think I got gypped some points the other day on my presentation, Grrr, I Put a lot of work into that and we only got an 8 outta 10, so I emailed the teacher to set up an apointment, the thing is, Groups that put on clearly crappy presentations got the same or better marks, Wheres the fuckin criteria in that!!??? So yeah, Im gonna try to get a 9 out of ten on that, damn bastard, So yeah, Holidays are upon us soon, pete expects me to hermatize as usual, and he's prolly right, I Hate goin out, so much fun shit to do roung here!! hahahahahah, Hey, Been hot tubbin it at the YMCA, no gay dudes buggin me... yet!!! it really relaxes ya after a workout, I really wish I could sneak into the Ladies Hot tub, MMMMMnaked ladies and Bubbalee hot tub, man Im tellin ya, my house needs to have a hot tub!! :) OK, So Thats all I Got to say fer now, Damn its Cold Outside!! hahahahaha

Sometimes I go to my own website to see if I've updated or not.... Funny Eh, Damn Its hot, I Hate hot, I Like cool and Crisp, Summer heat Sucks

I Havent Lost My Glass For a week... thats a good thing!! }:)> Oh yeahh, Work is Crazy, it Really Sucks, Im so Glad to be Goin Back to School!! That Sounds Really looserish to me, But it'lll be better than Breakin my back on cash... The registers are not designed ffor tall People!! Grrrr, It takes 2 days off for it too feel normal! Started Swimmin at the pool, That is funn, goin Swimmin in the ocean next Sunday, Woo Hoo, I Love Divin in the Ocean! Goin to See the Bucksters tonight I think... Or at least to see a bunchof People Crowded around watching the buskers.... Man I Hate peoople sometimes... We have the Ugliest Customers at winners.... I dont just mean regular ugly, I mean Whacked out Trailor Park Ugly....

Hey all you sly Jive Turkeys, Horton Heat was Great, really Rockin! Lotsa Silly Girls wearin dumb dresses, it was funny!! haha.... The Strangest thing happened.... This morning, When I woke up.... So around 2 pm... I Couldnt find my glasses... I Looked everywhere... So I said Skrew it, and Put in my contacts, Firrering that Id see em eventually.... So I Start cleanin, Somptin I dont usually do anymore,, So I find some crap to throw away, Go to the trash can, open it up and lo and behold, there placed upon all the trash are my glasses... ???????? It was so weird...... Why did I throw my glasses away, Man, Weird things happen when I drink I guess!

Shout out to Gordo who Thinks I Boo Hoo on this Blog Too much, Gotta Spliit, Gotta Go To The YYYYMMMMCCCCAAAAA, You can Get yer Self Clean, You can Have a Good Meal, You Can do whoever you feel, at the YYY mmmm CCC AAAA

I Wanna Steal the Pope's hat and do a Pope dance on Stage,, Im gonna Brng the Poope down, You;ll see, Im Workin on a plan, Infact Im workin on a plan that will change the way we live and think, I just have to find a way to get people to listen to me. It will bring down Huge Corporations, Show that there is Little need for Governent, Reduce food production and thus reduce overpopulation on a global scale......

Notthin is up with my Site, it just bores me... So Im 27, yikes, hellow 30 in 3 years, Where the hell has my Life gone... At least Im havin fun I Guess... Horton Heat should be a Good Show, Come on y'all, Its a Gonna Be a Hoe Down!! hahahahaha!!! I Love the Rockabilly!!!!

I Retract the Statement that Im a Nerd, Nerds are smart, Even booger was smart, Im just a Dork, Why Cant I Understand blogger language, Why dose it all sound like greek or latin to mme, Damn this is dumb, no, Im Dumb, Arrggg

Hey Folks, Ive been up to the Usual crap, Just werkin and a Jerkin, well, Not so mutch of the latter, No time... Feels like Im actually busy, Must be the damn bus trip eatin up all my time... I Offically hate two bitches at work now, Just cause the talk down to me, I do every fucking thing they ask me, and when Im done that I find other shit to do, and they still insist on treating me like a stupid fuck... Im a Damn good fuck if you must know!!! But I digress.... Anyway, Im gonna do sumptin fun at work tomorrow,,, Theres a board with a list of people with birthdays this month.... Mine is not on it... I dont Really care, But Im gonna add my name and draw a little Picture, Stupid but fun.... nah, Im not gonna do that... Now that I see the plan on screen it just sounds dumb.... Thanks blogger for showing me my stupidity... So Im Way Happy about goin back to school, Just Gotta apply fer dat loan and go Meet with human resourses and I mmight actually have beer money next semester!! woo fuckin hoo!! Nadine and I went to the Clay Cafe on sunday, It was pretty fun, Good fer a date with a girl you know, But Deffinatly not a first date thing, We played lego last night, its still spred out on the floor, ouch if I step on it during a Midnight Bathroom run!! haha!!! One of the Bitches I hate at work is the Same age as me, Tonight in the cash offices she was like "Can you believe that vince is the same age as me??" (to Jen C)...... What the fuck is that supposed to mean!?? Is she so much better than I because she has been married for 7 years???? Fuck, Ive been through a lot of shit and My life is not some fucking story book romance, I mean its great now Compared to what it has been, and Im Really looking forward to a crazy new Adventure in life, But I Do not deserve to be talked to or about like that... When She said she was married for 7 years all I Could say was "Im sorry" And really I ment it... I Mean she says shes getting a New Motor bike and that she has done more since shes been married.... But Ive always always done stuff, Single or not... I Just Like to be alone, I dont know, its just eaiser that way, I dont gotta worry bout anyone else, I Dont have to wonder if theyre happy or not, I can just stop thinkin and be alone... its never quite in my head, butbein alone its quieter than most... So Nadine loves me now, It worried me, but doesnt now, we talked about it and its all good, cant be shaggin any fine ladies on the side though.... Not that I would have anyway... oh I am such a nerd, Lisa at work couldnt believe it when I told her that I wasnt a player... hahahahhaaha, Hottub Bubbaleeee Im such a boyscout, so moral, But Im Becomming Sarchastic and Cynical at work, I Think I wear those emotions well, They allow me to have an air of tortured bitterness against the world with an understanding that this is not the end (as the Chronic Seemed) and so its OK, and Im humorous about it... hmmmm Maybe Bitchy Bitch is just envious of my freedom and my child like wonder of the world around..... ok guys, My window has opened to wide, I Fear that I may fall out, I must end this transmission and bid you adue mes amis... Whatever, Chill out Coolies!

Dumb Things While Drunk Part Doux

8. Went Home With a Girl who wanted me to "Giver' the Cock" , How could I refuse an Offer like that!? (thanks Pete)
9. Ran aroud the attic singing Ozzy and Twisted Sister with a Doll head on My hand

Well, My Eyes are no lonnger burning or twitching... Im on cash at werk and that is a pain in the ass, I Like Talking to the People, but all the other shit sucks.... I think Nadine thinks shes in love with me.... She couldnt sleep the other night..... When I asked her why this morning, She hinted at her feelings for me... Ill do sumptin to stop that dont worry... For those of you who dont know, Im a Stupid ass... Always have been.... Some things I Do are funny, Some things are just plain ignorant and disrespectful.... Id Like to Make a List Now:

Dumb Things Ive Done While Drunk

1. Groped Andrea's Breasts (This was Long after we were boy/girl friends)
2. Hid in the corner behind a paint brush... What the fuck was that all about?
3. Naked Time Warp..... some still have scarrs
4. Jumped offa swings, Not so bad, But it really hurt the next day
5. Talkin to girls is always a dumb Idea while drunk... I barely understand them sober.... I Guess its the whole Liquid curage thing
6. gettin in fights while drunk is kinda fun, but like the swingset, It really hurts the next day
7. ok, I Guess I forget the rest, but Im sure theres more than that in the past, but the last one was the whole sticker car incident, and my drunkeness in no way absolves me of my horrid acts.... it was disrespectful, Not only to one party, but two, and I beg forgiveness... or at least a chill the fuck out, the sticker adhesive was not that sticky, nothing that couldnt easily be ripped off, crumpled up and thrown away, I admit it was stupid, and should not have been done, I Take full responcibility for my actions, will I do sumptin like that again, Hell no. OK, Thats my Little Rant, No Biggie, Anyway, Have a Good week, Ill probably post again in another week, unless I Think of sumptin good.... Bum Wrestling exists... Go to bumfights.com to see what I mean

My Eyes are Burning.....
I Cant get enough sleep.......
Everyone I Talk to at work agrees with me, Customers are bastards, I Appreciate Clerks on a Whole new Level now, Retail will never be the same again.... Next week Im on cash, That should be fun, Ive Developed a Sarcastic attitude with me Co workers and Customers, Im not nasty, Just sarcastic, Cant wait to start pissin Impatient people off at the checkout, Fuck all you Messy assholes, Now its my Turn!!Havnt been to the Gym fer a Week, Im Feelin Weak, Im Goin tonight, Gotta Pump up the guns, Hahahahaha, They help in Movin boxes! Ok Yall, Have Fun this Weekend, If I Dont See ya, be thankful I Guess, Im a Cranky sarcastic Bitch after work!

Afternoon folks, Today we shall discuss the reason why people are fucking savages. Boxed underwear... Why must people open these packages and take the underwear out and then (If they dont steal the underwear) Just throw the underwear and package on to the shelf, not put them back in the package... Because they are stupid, Uncaring Fucking Moron ass Savages...... Packaged Dress shirts..... If You Bring the dress shirt ti the fitting room, They will remove the sensor tag and let you feel the shirt and try it on and everything..... But No, The Savages insist on ripping the Package open and after they tire of the shirt, they throw it back on the display... I hate you Fucking peoplle, I Hate you all! In a Childs two piese, They will steal the Untagged top and leave the bottom, FUCK YOU ASSHOLES!!! Why are people so retarded, Its like they are cavemen, Foraging for food, they just rummmage through the Isles, Searching for designer lables that they need to survive, People are so stupid, I've never purchases a Designer lable, Infact I Hate the Idea of advertising on my body... I Took Down a Shop Lifter Last Night, Cha Cha Cha, Stelth Clerk Mode and all, He Was Stealin a Fat Albert Tee Shirt!

Ants are in my house, I Fucking Hate ants, Little Red Bastards... Each one I See I Squish... "Ant Kiiller, Better You than Me... Ant Killer, Kill the ants that I see"... I Got some Liquid Ant Killer stuff, Ill Put that Down, Last Summer was crazy for ants, but I was Stoned all summer, So I Didnt worry too much... well, I Couldnt... Drugs do that, they take yer Pain and Worries away... Ant go Squish... Hahahaha!!!

Its way tooo early to be upp and going to work.... I Cant remember if I slept or not.... I Just remember kinda laying awake.... Then the radio came on... Hopefully pete got some rest... Adios!

It is important to use proper engrish on You're web site 'Cause then peoples will know what you means... Peep this, My legs are fuckin solid, Im impressed, Gots to work on the upper body more though, that's ok, It's all good... Don't know if I Can run any faster, I Think I Need to work on the cardio if I wanna run... I Just really wana be a Power house... I Dont care about muscles stickin out (I just tuck it in) but Id like to be a lot stronger.... Kate would kick sand in my face at the beach, I Know it!!

Damn, Things are not goin so well... Shit, I wont get paid till the 28th, Thats a Fucking month of working and no pay, I hate this shit... I Need another crappy job just to make enough to live... Im Volunteering at the Convocation for NSCC tomorrow cause im such a fucking sweetheart... Im Going to get an application from the Superstore around the way, I gotta make ends meet somehow. Im exhausted... Nadine was over last night, That was nice, I cooked food fer her... It was really good. I Was Stressed out this morn before work, I feel bad. I Hate bein stressed out when Im Around people... Grrr, I just think too much... Im Going to ask the Manager for any possible extra hours, It Would be nice To work more at winners... Hmmm, Im Going to bed

Yo Homies, I Be Chillin in da crib, Watchin the Ricky Lake show, Dont be Haters, Drop that Zero and Get yer self a Hero... Ugggg, Why do I submit my self to this shit, I Cant understand half of it.... What the fuck are they saying???? My cheque didnt get deposited into my account on friday, Im Kinda mad, They Should have their shit together... So I Called Yesterday, Margaret said that They might pay me out of Petty cash or I might not get paid till the 28th.... The Latter might not be so bad... Just cause I wouldnt have to pay petty cash back.... Grrr, I Just Remembered, I Get unpaid Lunch breaks, So I Dont really get as Many hours this week as I thought, Man Im Tellin ya, That job breaks My ass every night, Seriously, Its tough, Keepin a Bargin basement look half decent, I Just dont know, Anybody want a cheap man servant??? The hot tub is up and Runnin at the Y, Im tempetd but afraid to go in!!

Retail is no fun, Sure its good to make the store look nnice and all, But a Simple task of matching shoes up with there partners is a fuckin bitch, and this was my first night, Damn, I Feel like I did a Bad jjob, and thats the worst thing I could feel cause my work reflects on me, I blame no one else, Just me, I counted all the Pairs in every section, Twice even, Still to no avail.... I Need sex,,, Sex would mmake me feel much better, Yesterday was awesome, best sex ever.... I need more, Im addicted, Im a Nympho... I Feel better now, When ever I feel bad I just think of sex, the the Pain will go away, Sex is good for gettin rid of headaches, Relieves pain in all parts of your body... Sex is a very good drug, Masturbation also works quite well in place of sex, so everybody, Be glad you have hands, Cause they can do so very much!!!

Start My New Job today, Its Gonna be Fun, I Think I Fractured my back bone, Dammn Im in Pain, But enough cryin... Pootie Tang is an awesome mmovie, Ya Gotta see that shite, if ya havent already, No its not a pornn, But its funny as hell!! Im Wearin a Tie and Jacket to work today, its in the dress code that Im suposed to go all spiffed up and pressed and shit so Ill Give it a try... I meann I saw a girl workin there with wrinkly fresk off the bedroom floor pants, but no, I got out my iron and made sure that they were smooth, wrinkle free.... Im wearing the suit jacket cause I just think it looks better,, I mmean if the shirt is tucked in, Ya gots to wear a jacket, Its just cooler and better lookin, Well I gots to Catch the Bus soon, Adios~!

Sisters sleepin with sisters on the Jerry Springer show, Man this world is messed up.... Not that his shit happens, But thte fact that people can make an entertaining show about it... Is it real, is it just over exaggeration??? I mean My "Wednesday Night Bum Wrestling" will be all about reality, I take the Bums off the street, Give em a super hero costume and let em work out their problems on cable 10!! hahaha, Everyone participating will get a nice place to sleep and a good meal, I know they'd rather have booze, but thats not in my budget yet. Special guests could be the cast of trailor park boys, Id love to have ricky and julian as my announcers!! Oh How I Dream to be a Dirty, rich, Void of Morals Producer!! hahha.... I need to start growin weed, I Got so many plants, but no weed plants, I think Id be pretty good at growin them too!! These Bitchass, Non-High gettin plants are flurishing!! ha... Time fer the gym soon, Adios!

Boob inspector #42 here! Just here to say that Nadine deffinatly does not have boob cancer.... Marketing tools are A-O.K.! Too bad boob testing doesnt pay much, but she did help me Iron a shirt this morn, I Ironed the pants, Fuck I hate Ironing. Had a dream this morn that we were having sex with another girl... a cute little redhead... and then I woke up, Went to the second part of my interview, My aunt is a manager at different store so I got to say hi to her, I think I talked myself into an overqualified situation, I taught the interviewing manager a little bit about marketing plans.. hmmmm.. I didnnt sleep well last night at all, Tossin and turnnin, I guess I was nervous, Like Im not usually, but she said she would call tomorrow, so Ill go to the gym tomorrow morning, and write more cover letters in the afternoon, I went Sunday and Monday, I told pete I went every second day on saturday, and he was like "What, Cant ya take it everyday!?" hahahaha Skrew you mister, I can do it just fine!! Each day is weider than the last!

Had an Interview Today, It was kinda cool. Cause I was totally unprepared for it, So I just said what came to my head... Like usual, but I was pretty relaxed, Hope I didnt Sound too dumb, The pay is low and the workk is hard, but at least its not the Chronic! Gotta go back to give them my references and a cover letter, Im Gonna bring my portfolio, People like it (except fer pete) and it misrepresents me as an organized, competent employee, Just the Way I Like it!

I Forgot it was 2002, I Was Still Thinkin it was 2001... I Dont Know Why I Thought this.... Just a Little behind I guess... John and Adam think That Im Stuck In the 80s.... I Think Im Stuck in the Early 90s.... I Still think Grunge is cool... Blood Sugar Sex Magick is the best chillipepper Album ever.... They Couldnt Convict me on the Ladykiller offence... I was unfit for trial... My Porn carreer ended once I shot the whack off booth failure "Saturday Night Booty"..... Critics complained "Too much Dancing not Enough Prancing" ... I was devistated, It wasnt even supposed to be a gay porn... but I shot it with Itallian women, I shoulda known better, my grand finaly was the Nude rendition of the Rocky Horror Picture Show, I said goodbye to my studly porn star self and became content with discreet booty calls and meaningless relationships.... I wish I was still getting paid for getting laid!! haha, G'night Kiddies!

Ya Shouldnt eat things that come outta yer belly button, oh they may look tasty, but..... hahahaha Today has been one messed up day..... I thought of a cool new catch phrase... "Man, yer so tired, go back to bed" .... Im Gonna start sayin it all the time... Hey Pete, You so Tired, Go back to bed.. Kate.. Jen... Word up ladies, you both so tired, get the hell back to bed... see, it works so well, Im gonna write a sitcom based on that catchphrase... With a guy who goes around saying that, and he carries a coffee mug around with him everywhere, and he spills it all the time cause he's whacked out and freakin, and when his mug is finaly empty an arm reaches into the shot and fills the mug... The season finaly could be "Will he finaly put the Mug Down" .... Summer is comming and Im Goin crazy, just like I do every summer...arrrgghhh The Insanity, will it ever end!! Once again, I thank you for comming, or at least faking it,

Vinnie "You So Tired" Cappuccino

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Good evening, I don't have any findings to relay to you, the world is the same as it was last time I reported. I will forward you hard copies of this record to you, in triplicate along with minutes and the agenda for the next meeting. And on that note I call this meeting adjourned.

refreshments will be served in the longue, everyone is welcome
Thank you very much!

My Other Brother Alice was Awesome, Best show of theirs yet!! The Crowd was scarier than the show though, No hot Ladies fer me to Harrass, Just a Bunch of Nerds and Freaks and The Tall Fuzzy Head Guitar Player from Faith No More. It Was So Sweet, Alice was Chopppin up babies on the table this time!! When Mike Showed up at the Second set we sat at the Main table and "Alice" did the last few songs from said table, but the girls were so ugly, I spent most of the first set watching the crowd, it was crazy, Old men tryin to pick up Wicca Chicks, Wicca Chicks tryin to ditch their blind dates, Skinny Bulldog shirt ladies with no boobs tryin to elbow me in the head (I Wish)... Yeah it was fun..... On the Walk home a guy tried to pick up Pete, hahahaha See, Its not only me it happens to, Gays want us to respect their sexuality, Why can't they respect ours? Would it help If I wore a "Happy bein' Hetro" tee shirt??? no, That might be seen as being Anti-Gay!!! I hate being politicaly correct, I like the Idea of pissin people off, I Should do it more often! That new Eminem album is rottin my Brain!! ahahahahahaha

Today is Anthrax day, Woo Hoo... "Its a Madhouse!!!!" ah, ya just wouldnt understand, Im Listnin to al my old favorites thesedays! Went to human Resourses yesterday, if I make it through the Summer, they will give me like $6000 fer school next year, Woo Hoo, I wont get it all at once, but its free money, How the hell can I refuse!! Hopefully Ill get that job as a widow washer that I want so badly now that I've found out that I can Peek at necked Wimmin!! I just went into the Human Resourses Offices fer a follow up, Showed the lady my portfolio, and Boom, She saw that I was serious about this shit (skool), It kinda makes me happy, Still got the stress of findin a job now though......Computers at school suck, they suck bad, I click Save and the Fucking thing freezes

}:)> Dont bash me on your page, it makes me feel little, and it is against the law to bully people, even if yer a mean ass orange head!! hahahahahaha, Naw, I wouldnt be the weirdo I am today if it wernt fer the Bullies, Bring it on ladies! Kim hits me, It makes me feel funny, I feel funny in accounting class, mostly cause Im Tryin to figure out what the hell is goin on! Im very tired, and I got work to do still, I hope I get Nadine to come over tonight, I think her roommate hates me, I dont like that Mad house, its like my place on Plateau Cr. Everything just clicks when we're together, I dunno, its just fun, bla Im ramblin now

Bla, Nadine didnt get over last night, That sucked, I think she forgot about me, Ah well, Hello Sexual Frustration!!! Started the morn with a nice cuppa black Coffee and a Heapin bowl of Master of Puppets!! Man that is a good album, Pete knows the feelin, Sanitarium used to be my theme song, "Kill is such a friendly word.....There's mutinay in the air..... Got some Death to do!!" ahahahahaha, Kirk Hmmet throws in a faggy little solo near the end, but its only short. The Orion intro is too long, but thats ok, its a great song, Great Bass solo, I Should be able to play it, How does it go pete???anyway, Gotta go to Class!!

A Good thing about goin to the Y is that I now have muscles I never knew were there... I Have Triceps for the first time in my life, Woo Hoo, I feel like the Fuckin Hulk!! hahahahaha So I Think Im Just gonna keep onn goin, I mean, I cant Blame the gays for wanting me, Hell, Im Dead Sexy!! I try not to talk to anyone at the gym, I think its best. Im sure that if a Female member complained about shit like this that a lot more would be done.. I Wanna put up a Memo: No beating off in the shower, Sauna or steam rooms. I mean that shit is unhealthy.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrr (Vince looks in mirror and poses as Hulk) hahahahahahaha!!!! Well this ends the tale of Vince in Gay City, Im still gonna go, but Im not gonna blog about it really, Maybe if some new Muslces appear,(Hey Guy, Nice to see you!!!) but Im not about bashin the Gays fer bein gay, They cant help it, Just gonna keep that towel wrapped round and watch my back!! Anyway, Tune in tomorrow for some shit that I will probably have to make up cause nothin fun ever really happins, Oh shit, I gotta clean my place, Nadine is commin over tonight, Thats pretty fuckin Woo Hoo!!! But I have no milk right now, Thats Boo Hoo, Damn!

Jen: Yeah, I know, I hear ya, see, Ive always been the Harasser, not the Harassee, thing is, When I catch myself staring at a butt or a boob, I try and look away (Sometimes its kinda hypnotic), guess I just don't wanna be seen as a pervo, quell the dirty ol' man inside if you will. I Feel kinda dumb though, I shoulda expected this, as pete said, any place the Village people Sing about gotta be gay... Im not gonna join the Navy!!! I Didnt really think of this thing as harassmentt, not till I talked too the guy, I just thought it was a guy being an ass, and it didnt really matter if he was gay or not, an ass is an ass, gay or not... Are hetro boys really that bad??? I always worry that if I disrespect a fine lady, she wont sleep with me.... they dont usually sleep with me anyway, but at least I try to be nice...... Next time I catch myself staring at a buttock (be it Jen's , Kate's, Nadine's, Andrea's, Pete's or even my own) I shall Pinch myself on the hand, Pavlovian logic and tobasco sause in the lube will save me from my dirty mind.....

Hey Folks, Went to the Y yesterday, not to work out, but to discuss the recent happenings in the sauna, I just wanted to know their position as a business and what to do if I were to be confronted with a situation like this once again.... If I wanted to see fags jerk off I'd go to the Apolllo bath house! So basically the dude said that my situation would be considered "Sexual Hassasment" and that I should Say no, Go and tell someone I trust, hahahaha, Thatks Webster!!! naw, he said that I should tell 'em right away, well, Thats good I guess, I wont be relaxing in the sauna or steam room anymore though.... And Im transfering my negitive feelings about this situation on to all members of the Homo-sexuality... thats isnt good, Im sure that there are nice gays out there, I just don't want anything to do with them, not normal vince feelings, I usually accept everyone, but now I feel a hatered, I mean the Dude at the Y said that there are a lot of Gays that go there, and I kinda knew that, but Innocent ol' vinnie thought that they wouldnt much bother me, not so, and I've kinda noticed men with "staring problems".... I think Im just gonna be loud and an asshole in the gym from now on, Meaning that if someone stares at me, I'll confront them right away.... If I were to wear a "Proud to be Hetero" shirt that would be seen as anti-gay and would probly be not well taken, so that is my solution, be loud, stare back, Wadda you lookin at Pansy Boy!! hahaha, I shoudda grabbed that guy and Pushed him into the hot rocks, That wouldda fixxed em!!

Adam Hates my tie, I Love my tie, I hate Adam, Gillian thinks my tie Sucks, Cause she works at Winners, She thinks she's so big, Just cause She Works with My Aunt! Gillian Thinks She's a Winner, But she is not!

Tomorrow I have to wear a suit to school, That should be fun. My group wants to meet at eight fifteen, I usually get to school by that time anyway, but thats usually my relax and drink coffere time.... ah well, you shouldnt drink coffee before a presentation... my section deals with "Leadership during times of Crisis", you see, a true leader has a vision in mind, organises and motivates employees to accomplish those goals and provides a sence of clarity when faced with uncertanty... that's my deffinition anyway.... I need to lead myself, hold my vision above all else provide myself a sence of clarity.... I think that there is an ad like that on tv, sumptin bout clarity anyway.

Tried out the sauna at the gym.... I went in, no one was there, but there was a paper, so I decided to read, then this gross skinny little guy walked in and started streching and grunting and shit.... and then he started playin with his dick.... im fuckin serious, I hate this shit, Im goin to the gym to try and get healthy, I cant really afford the monthly fee, but Im doin it cause its good fer me, and this is the crap I gotta deal with, I dont care if you run around the lockeroom with yer dong flappin around, but pleeeese dont jerk off in front of me, so the gay (as a heterosexual im not allowed to say fag) factor just got too large fer me, and my relaxing sauna experience came to an end

Nutthin really to say, just gotta get a job... ya think it would be easy, but people just dont wanna hire anyone these days, their happy to keep their old employees who run the business shittily, anything to keep from change, poeple can be so stupid, most are whiny little bitches, grr, if only money were free, hahaha, I didnt sign up for this, I hate payin rent, I hate payin bills, but no, I gotta keep on keepin on, pay that fuckin power company, pay that overpriced phone bill, I pay $40 a month, and I only call fuckin Pete and Nadine, grrr, anyway, I gotta get a few interviews this week, Gotta get chances to show off my snazzy portfolio, not to pete though, he's a curmudgeon, wouldnt wanna work for him anyway, its his way or get the fuck out! haha, so demanding! So yeah, I don't wanna be shunned by society so I gotta keep payin the bills and tryin to fit in best I can... why cant I fit in, what the hell is wrong with me... I shouldnt bother writing this, I'll get no answer from the socital misfits that read this, and I wouldnt dare send anyone else to my page... Arrg I hate being a nerd/geek/freak/weirdo

It's not how fat the Booty is that you tap, but how often you tap it! hahaha, booty humour is funny, Jerome asked me if I tapped booty this weekend, I was like, "Hell Yeah" hahaha Ug, I was so sick last week, Nadine came to the hospital with me and then came home with me, arrgg, I was so sick I couldnt do anything, it was right there, ready to go and everything, and there I was with a fucking gremlin in my stomach, killin me with Pain every 10 minutes... Some guys can get it of in under 10, I think I could if I really tried.... but alas, no boot last week, ah well.

Just wrot the Crazy "Public Service" test, Man you gotta be a fucking genious to serve the public, and here I thought it was just the ability to give a good blowjob! Geez, Einstine wouldda failed that shit, it was fill in the blanks, but the questions were fucked up, like what is the first working day afeter the third non working day in the second month without a "u" and atleast 20 working days.... That was the easy questions... They wanted us to add fractions with differing denominators and decimals.... Now I can barly do that with a calculator let alone in my head, I said fuckitt and just guessed. So That was my little adventure this morn.

I've never been blown by a 14 year old, not even when I was 14, Had fun at 15, still no blow jobs though.... The first blow job did not enter my life till the grand old age of 19, the female being the same age, yeah, Late bloomin Vinnie! And I tell ya, The blowjob is still not one of my favorites, to many biting incidents... I like a little pressure, but ya dont gotta chomp on it!!! I much perfer doggie and couch olympics.... I need some couch olympics.... My futon aint that great fer those though, ah well! Anyway, Thats enough T>M>I> fer today, Enjoy the sunshine and all the Ladies and Boys who are dressin a little less on Sprin Garden road!

I Fucking Hate...
Missing school and having to play catch-up, I'd much rather be there and let the teacher tell me the right way to do things.... Working Hard, like I said, I'd rather get taught by the teacher and slack off in my spare time, it makes things so much more fun.... Being sick, yeah I know I said it before, but Im still sick, I went to the fucking hospital yesterday, boy that was not fun, It felt like an alien was gonna bust outta my tummy, ouch, Still hurts today, all I can drink is water and apple juice, no Coffee :( and eat, well, I Havent really tried, I dont wanna wake up the alien. They gave me a huge needle in the ass, ouch, it was crazy, biggest needle I ever saw, the Dr wanted to give me a rectal exam, I said no , I feel comfortable with his first Diagnosis, that this is just some crazy painful gastral intestinal flu and it will be gone soon, I won't even go into my adventures on the toilet bowl, ok, Thats it, im going back to bed, see ya

I Fucking Hate:
Being Sick, Being Cramped up, People who pretend to be nice but are assholes, Fucking Groupwork, People in general, Peptobismal, being too sick to sleep, getting up early for school, being a broke ass, being too sick to work out, headaches, slow downloads, not knowing shit, needing a haircut, buying shampoo, rasin bran with no fucking raisins, the fact that Mr.T and Alf are restricted to 1-800 comercials, Little girls ICQing me, feeling like I do now, not getting my homework done, Idiots that love to sit too close to you in class, What, Do you wanna sit on my fucking Lap!!! Not having a Job, Getting Great Marks but still feeling dumb as hell, drinking old coffee, not having fresh ground coffee....... Im Sure I'll think of more, Tune in tomorrow for another episode of "I Fucking Hate..."

Workin on my career goals.... Fuck, is a Booty call tonight a career goal... sadly no, not unless I git paid fer it!! ahaha! Not gonna bother goin to the Trailor park boys tonight, at home is good enough fer me, no beer but lots of coffee, mmmmcoffee... I called this blog "Ramblings of a Caffine addict" but I never talk about coffee, well, not that much anyway.... Lets talk about coffee, Why is Coffee Better Than sex??? Well.... it's not Id much rather have a Fine Lady's legs wrapped round my neck, But if her pussy smely like coffee I'd be very happy!! hahaha I Want to release my own Clogne line once my Talkshow/Lounge singing career takes flight... O'de Vince, Cappuccino Aftershave and Coffee Breath Mouthwash, hahahaa, My mind is like a fun playground, I Think of things that make me laugh all the time, Problem is Sometimes I blurt ideas out at inappropriate times... Too Bad Y'all dont find my Ideas as funny as I do

Evenin Children!
a boring night at home alone, woo hoo
Im Supposed to be working on my portfolio right now, fuck that, I wanna sit on the couch and flip through TV, hmmm, naw, Ill download some more porn, haha, no booty tonight, well, I havnt gotten the call yet anyway, Im open till 3 am though, so I still might get the call. Went to the Y today, its a weird pace, Kinda surreal, Everybody is all friendly and shit, I just wanna get in and out, no chit chat unless it involves giving me money for non-sexual services... or maybe sexual, Id have ta think about it... Dont think Im gonna git bubble's autograph, I know if I go out tomorrow night Ill wanna drink, and well, I just cant do that, I hate being broke ass, grrrrr, ah well, I used to see him on the bus and shit, I didnt want his autograph then, so I guess deep down, I dont really care, hahaha!! Yeah Thats it!!

the nice thing about my course now is that i get fridays off, a month fulla long weekends, woo hoo, too bad i gots no cash to go out, May 11 i got a job interview, so that may change!! woo hoo, im sick of being unemployed... pete is sick of being employed, Weird eh! Sunday Trailor Park Boys is gonna be new, and the Cast will be at the marquee, I want Bubble's autograph!! I Love that show, I should call about what "Appropriate Attire" really is, is it jogging pants and sweatshirt or suit and tie, either way I wanna go!! I Should be doing homewerkk now, but Im too tired, I need Coffee, Bitch ass adam is commin over, he hates coffee without sugar, haha, thats the way I Drink it, I forgot to remind him to bring sugar! he's a wus anyway, Boo Hoo no sugar!! haha!

I'd like to take this time to make a shout out to jen cause she's feelin crappy and thinkin in the negitive relm, don't be so hard on yerself, you'll find what yer lookin for, it just takes time and pain, but hey wadda I know, Im just a smelly, dummb non-HTML knowin boy!!

Werkin on me Portfoolio for Skoolio, They say that this binder fulla stuff Ive done will gets me a Jobby Job... it better freakin work, my career as a Giggalo is not taking off..... David Lee Roth, Please Help me!! Ah, dont worry pete, you'll get yer money!! Heehee!!! accounting 3 is not really what I expected, but with hard study and perserverence... shuddup vince, you always say that shit, haaha! Anyway, I Out, See Ya!!

"You have to be smart to be a nerd"- Milhouse

Im Eating little coloured marshmallows, They are tasty little things, Wow, Third term accounting is gonna be a bitch, Studyin all the time is gonna be so much fun! Thats ok, Ill Make good cash once I get a job, I'll have fun later!!

I Want to be a talkshow host lounge singer... you wait, it'll happen!!! What other inspiring Ideas do I have to share... alot goes through my mind everyday, think think think, thats all I do... Apparently the men down at the Y have staring problems too, they seem very flamboyant and stratigicly walk by the lockers when you are disrobed, not that there is anything wrong with that, well, yeah, there is! I dont care what your sexuality is, but in a locker room look me in the eyes, not at my bulge or at my dick that has a fun way of finding its way outta my boxers before I do. I feel liberated, its difficult living in the gay mans world, but I shall finnd away..... no I won't, nevermind, hahahaa!!

I Hope Blog is working ok today, Yesterday was like a bad trip, I had to post everthing twice to get it to work... it was a bitch... Im Makin coffee, mmmmmm and then I will eat a bagel, and life will be good.... gonna hit the Y today again, I tells ya, I gatta git my fill of old ugly fat men... The ladies look so much nicer, but you cant look for very long, unless they smile at ya right away, then its OK, i think... But the ones that give ya the stare of deathThose are the ladies who would snneek into your bedroom with a vile of hot pepper juice, ouch! Have a Cool Sunday, dont do tooo much work, and watch the simpsons tonight at 9, homer turns into the incredible hulk, should be hy-larious!

Alright, I Got lots of time to drink this one last coffee before I go, yeah, So Im Typin this to entertain myself, Im easily amused, Bjork and the sugar cubes are good, This coffee is damn good, Fresh Ground is always good...... My CD Player works again, woo hoo, I had it plugged in the wrong hole, boy am I dumb, no, cd players are dumb...... and me sometimes, only when Im unfocused and procrastinate, as I am doing at this very moment... Id be glad to give you updates of this increasing dumbness, but im sure youve all been through it before, and youve all come to accept that once in a while you'll do some silly shit, and then you'll cause some problems and then naturally fall back in with the flow, once youve come around and learned yer little life lessons, yeah, well, seems I spend too mmuch time in the abstract, floatin around in my head and flappin in the winnd... Crazy eh, yeah, I know, vinnie, when ya gonna grow up.... ill never grow up.... but I wanna be grounded, Ive been really unfocused and crazy...... ok, that might not be so dumb, I donnt know... I think this is why jen and kate say no to blogging drunk

I Dont forward jokes, I hate that shit... The only real forwarder I know is tammy, and some of her forwards are cool pics and shit, so thats ok! nuts, I should be out at the gym today, but no, I m nerdin it up like a fuckin gimpy, damn Is gots to get out more. Jinxed my self on that booty call, ah well, Im not complainin, was just kinda...nevermind, anyway, I got a great show here today for you kiddies, my special guest will be, the evil Dr Vink.... "Hey, I wanna Kill you guys..... the lovable Sexually Frustrated man..... "Hey, gimme love, come on, pleaseeeeeee".... and as always, Steve Irwin will be by with one of his Pointy toothed friends from the alligator pen..... I'll be back after these messages

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Afternoon kiddies
got my math exam done, dont know if I kicked ass or not, probly not... but not too bad I think... Adam was cryin and shit, damn fool... Got our marketing plan back, we got an 88 on it... Blair was cryin, well not really cryin, he just holds himself to very high standards, not that I dont, just that I think an 88 is pretty cool, needs some improvement if we are to really start this business, at least we know where to focus our energy! its all good in that respect. Blair felt that he could have explained it better in ten minutes, hope I didnt fuck up his focus, I wrote a lot of the project, I just wanted to get it done on time, group work really bites!

And Now the end is near
and so I face the final curtain....
arrgggg, I was doin math in my dreams last night, Im so fucken stressed about this exam, I passed all the tests, and in the back of my mind I pretty much know I will pass. I guess its just stupid lack of confidence and shit. there are so many formulas it's crazy, we are allowed a one sided 8.5X11 cheat sheet with ANYTHING on it, but thats just not enough. Im writin so small, Ill need a magnifine glass to read that bitch! So I Was doin math in my head when I woke up this mornin to, I think that['s a bad sign... The formulas in my dreams are always wrong anyway, so its not like im doing extra studying by stressin... all I do is complain these days, I feel bad for those around me, I feel even worse for you fools who read this crap.
till the next installment
Vince!

Last Night was Kick ass, Drank lots of Beer ate nutthin but pizza and pringles, saw Metal Mike, Comic Store Mike, Lisa Latte' and her new tatoo, and of course the Dynamic Duo of Kate and Jen...Got to sing Viva Las Vegas to comic store mike and kinda spit on him in the process, saw DOA and Fishbone, I talked to the Fishbone Guy and I got sweat on by him, Man those guys put on an awesome show, it was so much fun. Woke up kinda hurtin, but that OK, It was well worth the pain. gotta clean da house and study fer ma math exam today, oh joy!! :)
Peace Out Homos!
Dr. V

bah, Got a 69 on my math test, good number, but not thatgood of a mark, atleast I didnt fail, Genious Blair Quair is gonna study with me on sunday for the exam, so I should pick up some good tips. I went down today, had a little adventuer, Worked out fer an hour, Old men go to the y just to sit on the machines, they dont do anything, its funny but frustrating when you are tryin to do yer program. Second Cup was dumb as always, I sat down and read the new Coast, a CD Plus ad fell out of it and it had Iron Maiden's Power Slave in it, I was Like Woo Hoo, Im goin down to get that!! So I run down and... Boo hoo, no Power Slave, Bad Advertising!!! well I got the Sex Pistols Great Rock n Roll Swindle, Which is very good, I never see that fer cheap, so I got that and voiced my discust with the Rockabilly dude, he was like yeah, but the Sex Pistols will do in a pinch, I was Like Yeah, but its no Iron Maiden, then we talked about how we hated goin to HMV, My wallet hates it more than I Do!! :) anyway, I walked back to skool , ran into Yanick, He gave me a $1 off pass to his gig next week, guess Im goin! Yanicks Jacket needs a touch up pete, he knows yer busy, but its chippin away a little!!

See ya'll tomorrow night

Haha!! I Survived the Laundry, Two Really good/Funny things happened today.

!. I Get to the Laundramat, and boom, What arcade game do they have??? Why Its WONDERBOY!!! Woo Hoo, Played a Few Rounds, Got third High score... Not very good really, I shoulda got 1st, But its a start, My name is on there atleast!

2. The "Rippin" jeep passed me on the street, I almost dropped my laundry, It was too funny, it always is!! Pete knows!

oh, and Kate mentioned me in her blog today, actually, it was about drunk boys and staring at her boobs, mmmmmarrkketing Tools! Gotta Love the Tools, Ima tool, hahaha! Marketing Test Tomorrow!

Well Guys, I suck, I tried my hardest on my math test, but we all know, tryin dont mean shit, I did my best, but I but I donnt think that was good enough. I have an exam in math on the 22nd, Accouunting test on the 24th and another accounting test on the 25th cause I fuct up my last test and barly passed, grrr, why am I so stupid, They say IQ is fixed at birth, but I thought that this studying thing would at least boost it up a little. Its a nice day, Too nice to be this hateful, but still the feeling persists. I really dont know what to do.

Its off to see the crackHeads at the Laundrimat, fuck, I hate that place!

G'Day little G's
Writin a math test tomorrow, General, compound and differed annuities, woo fuckin hoo, I Really shouldnt be online, but I gots to go to the gym soon, so what the hell, I already studied, Fell asleep and Studied some more, I was doing math in my dreams, pretty fuct up eh, at least they were high deffinition math problems and not all pixelated!! Hahaha~! (That joke is gonna be funny to like one person if any). My nextdoor neighbour blasted "In too deep" by sum 41 and "It's Tricky" by Run DMC, I Perfer the latter, at least it wasnt "Back in Black"! Found what I was lookin for last night, Shoulda Known where they were right away, but if I hadnt dug through all thhat crap, I wouldnt have been able to bask in nostalga. Found an old short story I typed on my good ol' Apple 2E, I Was a Mac user from the get go! the story was called "the Sword of Daventry", I was a good writer for 14!! Think I'll rewrite it sometime when Im Bored. Anyway, Gotta work those Glutes!! hahaha!!

Benos Natchos Kiddies
Work on my portfolio today, boy that was fun and time Consuming, Specially when I should be teaching myself math, Damn! Been Diggin through old magazine pics and stuff, Ya know, The Boxes you collect from when you were growing up. I am so not a Minimalist, I am a Maximalist, I Keep everything!!! Lots of this stuff makes me laugh, I was so crazy... not much has changed, but everything has changed... You all know what mean, I Still remember being a kid, I still remember when I didnt have to pay rent, I Didnt particularly enjoy those time, infact they sucked cock, but thats not my point. I Remember spending hours listening to Anthrax, and I used to rearange my bedroom for fun, I was a messed up mulletheaded kid, Can't say I'm much better now, sans-Mullet!! :) that's not my point either, infact I dont Have one!! hahaha!! Goodnight!!

Well, I Was wrong, No Pute test till the 22nd, The Math exam is on the 23rd though, That sucks, Considering that I have to learn 2 chapters for the test on wednesday. Arrrgggg, and I paid for this schoolin, It better Fuckin pay off!! Gotta find a summer job soon, My Giggalo business is not taking off, alas. in other news, today I shall attempt to do some laundry. ah, on Saturday May 4th some pot smokin fools are gonna gather round the Fountain on the commons... Tracy and I used to get high and go over to the fountain at night, and watch all the Pretty Lights, So Romantic! haha! One time it looked like a bunch of giants peeing in the fountain... guess ya had to be there, It was strange.. Not unlike myself, I like to see things, Naked wimin are at the top of the list though.

Adam is a dick, he keeps crashing his chair into me, Fuck Him

Evenin Kiddies
This has been a fun weekend, except I slept all day saturday, We left the bar at like 2 I think, I got home at 2:30, I Checked My messages and boom, Im out the door again, So I got like an hours sleep I think, Then when I got home I tried to do stuff, I Felt Like Crap! It was crazy, I Went fer a little Nappy Pie Poo at 6 PM and I ended up missing COPS, Fuck, I love that Show, Anyway, Today was good, Went to the gym and cleanned house and other stuff (use yer Imagination). Computer test tomorrow in access, that sucks, math on tuesday accounting on wednesday, Corinary Heart Failure on thursday.... Damn, Im gonna miss fishbone... Shit
Well, Adios
Vice

I Really appreciate my Macintosh, Ive spent the last 3 days on a dumbass pc, Fuck I hate those things, every second window is an error message!!

We are done, finished finaly..... Im pretty zonked, The marketing plan is done, not as fine as I would have liked it to be, but Blair doesnt really like it either, well, I shouldnt say that, hes not as pleased as he could be, kinda dissapointing, hm, all I want is a nice coffee at the second cup and my walkman to start working properly again, I need full bass sound!! Its good to be done though, now I just have to learn my math, I hate annuities!

ok, Im out

Grrrrr, this is pissin me off, here I am, tired as hell, Ive been in school all day, I dont know whats happnin, I think the fools a watchin porn or some shit like that, fuckin monkies, fuck them, I want this done now, grrrrr, mad.... Foo Fighters do not sooth the pain,
so how are you guys, I hope you been doin fine,
man, this sucks, Im goin fuckin crazy
No, seriously, shit has been weird
pete has a new computer, he no longer needs me
Im out with the trash

Im Hungry.... Very Hungry, So Hungey infact that I would eat a parsnip.... no, not that hungry, I hate those things, fuckin white ass carrots!!! Damn, Marketing is goin good.... and a cute boy is sitting beside me, teehee, naw, its only adam, but all the ladies like him, fuckin jackass! Im waitin for blair to brings me some wendy's, we will be here fer a while, a long while, and my gut worm is a growlin, Thats alright though, cause wendy's is good food, 'spencive butt good. Workin out at the gym is fun, I had forgotten the pain of an improperly streached muscle!! :) Peace out Fools!!

I Like Kate's blog page, it makes me laugh and reflect on life.... I would like to link her.....but I don't know how... vinnie got no skills, hahaha,
fuckin skilless!!!!
shit bitch, I ain't Skilless!!!
Man you so skilless
you be hangin with willis

-That was a rap song fer jen
Peace out Mygdala Crew, Oh'2

Oh Good Knews- 95% on my Organizational Behaviour Paper, That's Fuckin Woo Hoo!!

hmmmm, Whats up with you, why dont you tell me somthing, open your heart to this cold computer screen, I won't judge you, I can't even hear you, I might not even care, but at least you could tell me what's up.

I dont mind the sun sometimes,
The Images it shows
I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my clothes
Cinnomin and sugary and softly spoken lies
you never know just how ya look through other peoples eyes - Butthole Surfers

Money Can't Buy me Happiness, but it can buy me the things that make me happy!!!

Two Crazy Girls and a Rock Star!

I Had a good post, but it got deleted... fuckin shit

Simpsons was funny tonight, Homer was smokin weed, I was smokin weed, it was all good!! hahahaha Bubbles is makin a porno now on trailor park boys, it is too funny, hahahaaa. knowhatimsayin

Wow, I am really out of it... didnt know that the time had changed until I read it on jenns website, hmmmm... Got new toys, always nice. Got an accounting test tomorrow, not so nice, still got some weed, Ill be sleepin nice, relaxed for accounnting, get out the granola,, I think Ill listen to the doors,, very nice, Think Ill look at accounting too, I know my accounting,, so it wont be too difficult....

.......nothin but a bunch of fuckin monkies, running around wavin their arms and screammin at each other

Vince!

Listnin to the new Korn, Petes right, Fresh new korn sound, not bad at all, should I sound really dumb, and say that it needs some butter... no, I will not do that, this song is freaking me out, he is is saying that "We gotta fuck you up"... is he talking to me?? Have I done somthing to wrong him??? well, so sorry mr Korny man, maybe next time both me and my dog will poop on your lawn... see I was gonna clean it up, I had the plastic bag right here asshole, but then you had to go sing that song..... New Spawn toys are on the horizon

Mygdala HyJackks Crew, Fo-Eva!
V.

Vinnie's tip o' the day, stress relief..... Smokin weed in the mornin sunshine:

There is nutthin better than puffin cheeba before noon, cause ya know that yer gonna have a relaxing day! Two papers were due today but they were the same paper, just formatted differently!! haha, don't ask, I am efficient, I don't do a lot of work, but the stuff I do is always damn fine. Gettin a summer job is gonna be fun, I applied for a government position, I want to be the minister of education. If anyone is looking for a full time personal assistant, please contact me, I am willing to do anything!!! Ladies, do you need a man servent!!?? hahaha, Seriously, Ill be pumpin up on monday, I will be that matcho man I want to be!!!

Till next time!! Drink yer coffee
Ecniv!

Hey There, I am currently experiencing a Mygdala Hijack, sounds like a rap crew eh, but really what it is, is when you feel before thinking, sure, it happens all the time, in fact we all feel before we think. Thats how we learn to communicate, words create feelings which we then attach to objects and concepts. Well, The emotions that I an currently feeling is just a little stress, but its ok, objectivly I know that all I need is a big heapin dose of hard work, and everything will be OK, problem is, gettin it done, bloggin wont do it, so Im out fer now.
Everybody Rockin out at the Fishbone show!
Ince

Hey there all you vinnie haters and lovers
Its a nice sunny tuesday, just in the computer lab workin away on my Access assignment, listnin to a Hip hop cd of Gillians, its not bad surprisingly, I can see why jen likes the hip-hopin music so very much! :) haha! I know it's not true, but Im sure that there is a little hip hopper inside you all. As a crusty professional, I would just like to say, lotta bitches needs da 'Motional Intelligence, cause all you little bitches get up in my face givin me attitude bout how I didnt give you no child support, when I know for a fact dat I did cause I gots the fuckin cancelled cheque and Receipt right here baby! (that was for the haters) Big Hugs go to all the vinnie lovers, of which there are exactly zero, at least I still love me!!
Peace out, till next time, be good to yer bird!!

I hate writing papers, ya think it would come easy to me, I love writing, and reading and shit like that, just that when I write a paper it is judged by one of my teachers and graded, sometimes based on how it compares to the other papers written by my peers other times based on the genious that the paper hints at, I know it's there, I just need to get past the block, the Mental brick wall if you will that holds me back, I know I can be a genious, I know I can, I just gotta work at it, I was able to get A's in university, but Saint Mary's was a joke, I think, But I did study hard, and I had absoluty no life at the time. How the hell did Einstien become a genious, I mean he was a fool. I know, genious is a relative thing, if yer not playin the piano by age 2 then forget it, Well, Im still not playin the piano, nor am I typing very well, but I just dont care, It's not what you think, it's what I think that matters, I could delude myself into thinking that I am a genious, but I know that is not true.... Words, Why won't you come out of my head, I know you are up there, I just want to finish this damn paper...arrrgggggg

There is too much fun shit to do at my house, no wonder I get no work done, no wonder I stay at home all the time, I got CDs to burn, music to rock out to, Books and magizines to read, Paper to draw on, Bass and Videogames to play, Mirrors to make funny faces in, a bed to jump on, a kitchen sink to do dishes, piles of random clothing articles to clean up or use as islands in my island jumping game, stubble on my face and other random patches of hair to shave if I wish, and lastly,, the most fun of all...papers to write.... Ill Clean the weeks worth of dishes, have a shower to rid myself of some of my stink and then work on the papers, oh the papers, wish they were rolling papers... and so does adam!! hahaha
Viva las Bitches!
Vince!

Whare the fuck has this weekend gone??? It just flew by, at least I got to eat two wicked ass dinners. Got a magazine with Shakira on the cover, Damn, I wish that lady would throw me around with those hips, mmmm, Oh and apparently Old Dirty Bastard doesnt like jail very much, neither would I, That's why Im a Good boy... Woah, there's a Mullet man on Ricky Lake, Looove those Mullets, a True sign of High Fasion. I think LeChateau should have Mullet Wigs on their Manikens, and Jen and Kate should have red clown wigs on their manikens, but that is only my opinion. Blagh, it sucks outside, no mall fer Vinnie, my Discman works again, so Im Pretty Happy about that, until it breaks again, atleast I got a good Warrnty, Anyway, keep on a Rockin
Viva Las Natchos
Vinnie!

Sometimes I feel so dumb, It's like "Vinnie, Why are you such a retard!?" Some times I feel damn smart, like when I get an answer right by accident, I give none of the credit to luck, I take it all for myself, haha!

Greetings to those who have nothing better to do than read this. I dont care if ya read it two weeks from now, but whatever, How yall doin?! today is the day we scare little bunnies and make them shit out little chocolate eggs. Transmission out
Vince

Wow, SexShop is sponsored by the canadian government, Wow, That is awesome, it shows that the government is just as pervrted as its public!! Woo hooo seriously, I think thats the best, Id pay more taxes for more shit like that, hhhahahahaha ah man, I am rotten, damn, well back to the hot french women, god I love french ladies, they really rock!! all women rock... a female sheep would not rock, it might take the edge off if things got desperate, but no, not rock, well, Gotta go chat up a lady or two!! C YA

Mornin Children, How you all doin???
Im Fine right now, Gonna go to bed, but there are nude ladies on 68, hmm, perhaps I shall stay awake for a while ! :) for there are no nude ladies in my bed... in my dreams yes, but not in my bed
Till next time,
Keep on a'rockin
Vince!

People are crazy outside today, all running around like little mice for the upcomming weekend, boy it was nuts, so freaked out.. I got the new Blender with Shakira on the cover, she is hot, but what really makes the magizine wonderful is the stupid ads it contains, what kind of moron creates these???

Viva Las Vegas!
over and out
Ecniv

Meow Baby....
Im off to feed the cats at Andrea's place, why cant it be as nice as it was yesterday, blagh, Why cant I feel as nice as yestweday, I ate moose meat yesterday, Yum it was much better than cow. Saw my sister too, she had a baby kitty, it was way cute, I did not eat it. I Got arrowroot cookies incase I get the munchies today, I Need a shower b4 I go.blagh!! yes im sure pete is a vampier, that game is hypnotic, it almost put me to sleep, but Im a human, so I only increase his blood level a smidge, but still he will go out of his way hack off my head, I Feel so loved, that is all for now.

We Cant all be as fine lookin asShakira, Blair trys, but he fails. Ah blair, he wrote a poem about me, I feel honoured. I wonder if pete finished his vampire game yet, It's really cool, I love the way it looks, but its a PS2 game from Crystal Dynamics, high quality. Adam and I smoked yesterday, it was fun, we are fuckin monkys, I think the girl at the Second Cup was in on the joke too, Andrea enjoyed the Quinpool Street dance I performed, so did the people waiting fer the bus, I wish I could dance, but I justwave my hands and feet in a weird sorta way, it's best when Im drunk or stoned. Im sick of internet porn, it sucks, its all the same, I dont care if its Ultra Vixins or Scoobydoo does Daphne, its all crap! I'm takin Care of andrea's cats wile she is in NB, I gots keys to her place!! WooHoo!! Ill have the place to myself!! I think im gonna start up a Homeless persons wrestling federation, HPWF also known as Wednesday Night Bum Wrestling, where homeless people wrestle for prizes and cash. It's not crulty, its entertainment, Im sure Fox would pick it up.

Wrote my Maff test, didnt have enough time, the Marketing quizz was easy, gonna do my pute test next, then its fatty boom batty time, yum yum, it comes from a cow's dung... Ah, I Had soup for lunch, that did not come from a cows dung however, its a long weekend, and malls are open on monday, which means me and the girls can go shopping, I hope we go to the GAP, and La Senza is having a sale!! Hahaha!! Just kidding, I would never shop at the GAP. Gillian calls cats Pussy's..... What do you call titties??? Blair is Quair, he's mad I keep calling him a jack ass, so I retract that statement, That boy is just straight out gay, and by gay I mean queer, and by queer I mean odd, and by odd I mean a Jackass!!

Up Early to write that Damn math test, if I leave here at 7:00 am, I can get to school and leasurly look over my notes fer an hour before class, then I have an extra hour to leasurly look over marketing, Im doin fine in that class, yesterday we talked about Chocolate spiderman's at Zellers, it was funny. then at lunch I can look at puters, which I wot cause Ill eat some lunch and chat with the jakasses I go to school with.

I still can't listen to Dave Matthews, "Crash Into me" used to be our gettin romantic song, and it still hits me in the Heart, Im all about Deep Feelin's and Deep Dickin', Why do you need to know this, Cause this is the one little place where Im totally in control, Maw haw haw, I Love Myself Today, Bif heals the pain, Bif Naked could Kick Dave Matthews ass!!! Thats one good thing about me, I can always make me laugh, hahahaha!! Im Not Gonna take it, NO, Im Not gonna Take it, Im not gonna take it any more... Take what anymore?? IT of course, what is it??? it's it, What is it... hahaha Ah, Faith No More, Where are you now??? Faith No More is No More, I saw their Greatest hits album at Urban, hahahahaha!! I Liked those guys, They were funny, I am funny, but not queer (not there is anything wrong with that of course), cause the meaning of queer has been changed from odd to gay, and the meaning of gay has been changed from happy to Homosexual, no wonder people are so confused these days they don't know if they're Oddly Happy or a Queerly Gay. Im Gonna Kick some ass on my math test tommorrow!

Trying to nap when AC/DC is Blasting through the wall is redundant.

Vinnies Tips of the day (a.k.a. be nice to your bird)

If a Girl wants to give you a B.J. with a Halls in her mouth, Just say no, dont let her, you thought the hot pepper juice was bad, this is just as bad if not worse cause yer expecting good feelings, I hate it when they bite it too, they always say it was a mistake, but I know its a lie!!! Another good idea might be to tuck it between your legs when dancing nude round the wood stove. That's it fer nowza!!

Benos Dias, Well, Just listened to that crazy Incubus/Pig Pun song, Then I Listened to a Butthole Surfers song, Now Im Listnin to an Enya joint, Haha, I said Joint, Id Like to smoke a joint, Tomorrow is fatty boom batty day. I Got to study for two tests and a quiz tonight, Im stressin hard, Im Sexualy frustrated, but Im gonna study instead of takin care of business, Math is Hard, Don't let me do your taxes!! hahaha!! I got the knowledge, just puttin it into practice, I need more confidence and shit.

Kissing Chaos is sold out at mikes, its only at Strange, get it fast while its still on shelves, I hate Strange, They are comic Snobs, So what if There is no such thing as Amazing Fantsay #1, you still know what I mean, Fucking Asshole, Don't look at me like that! Hmm, Judge Judy is on, Im Gonna Have a nap... never mind, it's not that funny, Not as funnny as Adam anyway, I hate that guy. I hate guys in general, Macho is Stupid....... Stupid, Stupid Mannnnnn, I want to be a Stupid Man!!!

Thanks Kate!
*HAVE YOU EVER*

KISSED YOUR COUSIN: Nope
RAN AWAY: no, not really
PICTURED YOUR CRUSH NAKED: oh yeah, not since I was a teen though
ACTUALLY SEEN YOUR CRUSH NAKED: nope, I never get with crushes
BROKEN SOMEONE'S HEART: no
BEEN IN LOVE: I thought I was, but Im glad I wasnt
CRIED WHEN SOMEONE DIED: Only my cat Aurther
WANTED SOMEONE YOU KNEW YOU COULDN'T HAVE: sure!
BROKEN A BONE: nope
DRANK ALCOHOL: yup
LIED: about little things, I guess, lying is dumb
CRIED IN SCHOOL: I dont think so

*DO YOU BELIEVE IN*

LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT: I Know girls that I want to get with at first sight, maybe Lovin' at first sight!
GOD: not as written in the Christian Bible, man is falable, and thus so is the Bible
KISSES ON THE FIRST DATE: yummy sweet full lip kisses, mmmmmmmmmm, but not at the Palace, or at bars in general, I'm Romantical, we gots to go to the bathroom fer some privacy!! haha
MONSTERS: yep
HOROSCOPES:Not really, soe of it is funny, some is generally good advice
ALIENS: yeah, you know I do
GHOSTS: Havent seen one, but yeah
HEAVEN: is being content with who you are and accepting the life you have lived when you die
HELL: only serves tim Hortons Coffee
CHEATING: Sure, Ive been Cheated on, I blame the Aliens!!

*WHICH IS BETTER*

COKE OR PEPSI: Coke
SPRITE OR 7UP:Sprite
OBESE OR ANOREXIC: I like bigger girls, sure, Skinny Girls dont usually have Marketing Tools
GIRLS OR GUYS: Girls
FLOWERS OR CANDY: I perfer Chocolates
SCRUFF OR CLEAN SHAVEN:......Im Clean Shaven, I Like girls to be too!! hahaha!!
QUIET OR LOUD: Party Loud but whisper dirty to me
POOLS OR HOT TUBS?: Hot tub, just cause of that stupid song
BLONDES OR BRUNETTES: I enjoy alll the colours of the Rainbow
BITCHY OR SLUTTY: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSlutty
TALL OR SHORT: Tall is good, but short is damn fine too, so many choices
ONE PILLOW OR TWO:two, I Usually throw one on the floor though, I just like to have a choice
PANTS OR SHORTS: Pants are fine
GAP, AMERICAN EAGLE, COLUMBIA: None of the above

*THE PREFERRED SEX*

WHAT DO YOU NOTICE FIRST: its cheesy, but the eyes, good eye contact is hot
LAST PERSON YOU SLOW DANCED WITH?: Nadine :(
WORST THING TO DO: ask me if I am going to give you "The Cock", it has already been done
BEST PLACE YOU KNOW OF TO GO: The Swings or Point Pleasent park, oh, my bed,
SHORT OR LONG HAIR: Long
PIERCINGS OR NONE: bring em on!

*THE LAST TIME*

SHOWERED: This morning, 7:30 am
HAD SEX: March 13th and 15th, quite possibly the best nights of passion ever!!
HAVE BEEN TO A PARTY: a Month ago
HAD A GREAT TIME WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX: Last saturday was fun

*WHAT IS*

YOUR GOOD LUCK CHARM: Mr.T Wacky Wobbler
PERSON YOU HATE MOST: Adam and Blair
THE WORST SONG YOU'VE EVER HEARD: anything by Whitney, Mariah or the Backstreet boys
THE BEST THING THAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU TODAY: Crazy Train at Mikes

*FAVORITES*

COLOUR: Deep dark blue
MOVIE: Chasing Amy
BOOK: Ishmael
SUBJECT IN SCHOOL: Organizational Behaviour
ON-LINE BUD(S): Kate, Jen, Tam, They're all interesting
GIN & JUICE: Makes me laugh
PLACE TO GO WHEN YOU HAVE NOWHERE ELSE TO GO: Second Cup
CARS: 57 Chev, 75 impala
FOOD: Lobster, Chinese, mexican, What ever the Gut Worm Wants
ICE CREAM: Chocolate
SOFT DRINK: coke
SPORTS TO WATCH: FOXs' Cops
HOLIDAY: Hatentines Day, I created it
SEASON: Summer
BREAKFAST FOOD: a Bowl of Rasin Bran
PLACE TO GO WITH YOUR HONEY: a playground at night, the swings
PLACE TO GO WITH YOUR FRIENDS: Coffee Shop

*WHO*

MAKES YOU LAUGH THE MOST: Pete
MAKES YOU SMILE: Andrea
GIVES YOU A FUNNY FEELING WHEN YOU SEE THEM: Yikes, that's classified
HAS A CRUSH ON YOU: I don't have a clue
WHO DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON: Classified
GIVES YOU KISSES:Sadly, no one
DO YOU LIKE TO KISS: Perdy Girlies
HAS IT EASIER GUYS OR GIRLS: us dudes
DO YOU EVER SIT BY THE PHONE WAITING FOR A PHONE CALL ALL NIGHT: no, I sit by the phone, but i'm not expecting any calls
SAVE AOL CONVERSATIONS: ICQ saves automatically, but I only look at em for websites
SAVE E-MAILS: not on purpose, I just dont really delete anything
WISH YOU WERE SOMEONE ELSE: Im Finally happy being ME!
WISH YOU WERE A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX: I'd like to know what a female orgasim is like, it sure looks fun!
WANTED TO LOOK DIFFERENTLY: Yeah, of course
CRIED BECAUSE OF SOMEONE'S MEAN WORDS: Yeah, Pete is very abusive

*BEST*

SONG LYRICS: Crazy, yeah yeah, but thats how it goes
COLOGNE:Bleck
PERFUME: Couldnt even name one
KISS: Full lipped, sweet as honey, all my kisses are like that though, kisses are good!!
ROMANTIC MEMORY: Ive had a few good ones.... tracy and Point Plesant park was good
ADVICE YOU'VE GIVEN: Don't Touch your Bird....

I Got a lot of home work to do tonight, I Hate home work, just as much as I hate house work..... Got a sink fulla dishes and they're gettin me horny, they'll still be dirty at six in the morning... damn I am tired, I need to sleep less or more, I don't know, I think it's cause I'm used to being asleep, so my body just wants to be in that state, who knows.... Crazy Train came on at Mike's comic shop today, that song rocks, I love it so much, it makes me a kid again.... which is not hard! The tip of the day is a true story, I make the mistakes so that all may learn from my wisdom!

Damn I Love Cranberry Juice, Its sour and Oh so good!! Yum!!

Vinnie's Tip of the day:

When you are renovating your house, and you go in one night to pick up some stuff that you forgot, and there are no working lights, you really shouldn't touch two random wires together to try and get the lights working. Oh, you will see lights, you will also be thrown back about five feet

Hellow My Loving Fans,
I'd like to post another tip of the day, but I can't really think of one. You shouldn't really sleep until 7:30 am when class starts at 8:30 am, but I kinda knew that to begin with. I told ya all about my communication style, today we got into groups according to this style, apparently my enemy Adam is emotive too, I fuckin hate that guy!! If I think of a good tip Ill post it later. Till then, dont eat any raw chickens or pigs. Make sure ya cook em well!!! :P

According to The Myers Briggs Type Indicator, I am an Extroverted, Intuitive, Feeling Perceiver. I am quoted as being a "Portrait of a Champion", this is the biggest complement I've ever gotten, who wouldda thunk it, me a Champion, put me on a box of shredded wheat! Now, in my communication style I am listed as an "Emotive", which means that I enjoy informality, action oriented behaviour (jumping on tables during Crazy Train for example) and possess a natural pursuasiveness, I dont really know about that last one, "will you sleep with me, please, come on I know you wanna, please, come on" doesnt feel like it would work for me... maybe I'll give it a try, I am extroverted, and maybe if do a little dance, da ladies will wanna make a lil'love... Get Down tonight, woo, get down tonight!! Well, I'm out on that note...Ima dance, dance, dance, dance, Dancein Machine, watch me get down, watch me get down....hahahahahahahaha!

Vinnie's tip of the day:

After cutting up hot pepper (Jalapino and such) don't touch your bird. Wash your hands like 1000 times with soap and scrubbies. DO NOT masturbate for atleast a day after (I Know it's difficult to resist) or it will burn like crazy, worse than anything you ever felt. Same thing goes for da ladies, don't masturbate and do not touch our birds... not like you ever really try to anyway!!

It's early in the mornin', I'm off to skool, blagh, Didn't sleep much last night, Got Computers and Accounting today, that should be fun, Puters is a waste of time and accounting is fun in a weird kinda way, I go for the knowlege but stay for the stories. Gotta meet with Quair and Adam to work on the Marketing Project, some kinda web page design, and more of the written portion, boy skool is fun. I think people need more emotional intelligence, reasearch and studies show that E.I. has been declining with each generation since world war 2. I blame this on the modern world, it took our parents away so they couldn't raise us right and left us to the mercy of the foolish monkeys that we find teaching in the Skool system. Just because they say they are teachers doesnt mean that they do the job, I'm not blamming the teachers or our parents though, Their parents were taken away by war (I'm speaking in general of course). OK, so that's as much insight I can have at this hour.

"there are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them"

Currently I am working on a paper in organizational behaviour on the topic of emotional intelligence in tthe workplace and how employers can increase this. Emotional Intelligence is defined as
"the ability to accurately identify and understand one's own emotional reactions and those of others. It also involves the ability to regulate one's emotions, to use them to make good decisions, and to act effectively." I'm learning quite a bit about my self as I read and reasearch material. Very Interesting, I want to increase my emotional intelligence, it is somthing that can be learned, that's a good thing, it means that there is still hope for me!! as long as I have a coffee maker near my desk!! :)

I wish I knew HTML so I could change my template to somthing I want, and post pictures and shit. For now this is the best you get!!

Oh Mine Cofeeeeeeeee, To me it is so wonderful

I am sure that this will be an interesting experience, what is this supposed to be, like an online Diary!!?? Anyway, it is good to have somewhere to post your ideas and shit on the web. I have some friends who blog and their sites are always interesting!!