Sometimes I feel so dumb, It's like "Vinnie, Why are you such a retard!?" Some times I feel damn smart, like when I get an answer right by accident, I give none of the credit to luck, I take it all for myself, haha!

Greetings to those who have nothing better to do than read this. I dont care if ya read it two weeks from now, but whatever, How yall doin?! today is the day we scare little bunnies and make them shit out little chocolate eggs. Transmission out
Vince

Wow, SexShop is sponsored by the canadian government, Wow, That is awesome, it shows that the government is just as pervrted as its public!! Woo hooo seriously, I think thats the best, Id pay more taxes for more shit like that, hhhahahahaha ah man, I am rotten, damn, well back to the hot french women, god I love french ladies, they really rock!! all women rock... a female sheep would not rock, it might take the edge off if things got desperate, but no, not rock, well, Gotta go chat up a lady or two!! C YA

Mornin Children, How you all doin???
Im Fine right now, Gonna go to bed, but there are nude ladies on 68, hmm, perhaps I shall stay awake for a while ! :) for there are no nude ladies in my bed... in my dreams yes, but not in my bed
Till next time,
Keep on a'rockin
Vince!

People are crazy outside today, all running around like little mice for the upcomming weekend, boy it was nuts, so freaked out.. I got the new Blender with Shakira on the cover, she is hot, but what really makes the magizine wonderful is the stupid ads it contains, what kind of moron creates these???

Viva Las Vegas!
over and out
Ecniv

Meow Baby....
Im off to feed the cats at Andrea's place, why cant it be as nice as it was yesterday, blagh, Why cant I feel as nice as yestweday, I ate moose meat yesterday, Yum it was much better than cow. Saw my sister too, she had a baby kitty, it was way cute, I did not eat it. I Got arrowroot cookies incase I get the munchies today, I Need a shower b4 I go.blagh!! yes im sure pete is a vampier, that game is hypnotic, it almost put me to sleep, but Im a human, so I only increase his blood level a smidge, but still he will go out of his way hack off my head, I Feel so loved, that is all for now.

We Cant all be as fine lookin asShakira, Blair trys, but he fails. Ah blair, he wrote a poem about me, I feel honoured. I wonder if pete finished his vampire game yet, It's really cool, I love the way it looks, but its a PS2 game from Crystal Dynamics, high quality. Adam and I smoked yesterday, it was fun, we are fuckin monkys, I think the girl at the Second Cup was in on the joke too, Andrea enjoyed the Quinpool Street dance I performed, so did the people waiting fer the bus, I wish I could dance, but I justwave my hands and feet in a weird sorta way, it's best when Im drunk or stoned. Im sick of internet porn, it sucks, its all the same, I dont care if its Ultra Vixins or Scoobydoo does Daphne, its all crap! I'm takin Care of andrea's cats wile she is in NB, I gots keys to her place!! WooHoo!! Ill have the place to myself!! I think im gonna start up a Homeless persons wrestling federation, HPWF also known as Wednesday Night Bum Wrestling, where homeless people wrestle for prizes and cash. It's not crulty, its entertainment, Im sure Fox would pick it up.

Wrote my Maff test, didnt have enough time, the Marketing quizz was easy, gonna do my pute test next, then its fatty boom batty time, yum yum, it comes from a cow's dung... Ah, I Had soup for lunch, that did not come from a cows dung however, its a long weekend, and malls are open on monday, which means me and the girls can go shopping, I hope we go to the GAP, and La Senza is having a sale!! Hahaha!! Just kidding, I would never shop at the GAP. Gillian calls cats Pussy's..... What do you call titties??? Blair is Quair, he's mad I keep calling him a jack ass, so I retract that statement, That boy is just straight out gay, and by gay I mean queer, and by queer I mean odd, and by odd I mean a Jackass!!

Up Early to write that Damn math test, if I leave here at 7:00 am, I can get to school and leasurly look over my notes fer an hour before class, then I have an extra hour to leasurly look over marketing, Im doin fine in that class, yesterday we talked about Chocolate spiderman's at Zellers, it was funny. then at lunch I can look at puters, which I wot cause Ill eat some lunch and chat with the jakasses I go to school with.

I still can't listen to Dave Matthews, "Crash Into me" used to be our gettin romantic song, and it still hits me in the Heart, Im all about Deep Feelin's and Deep Dickin', Why do you need to know this, Cause this is the one little place where Im totally in control, Maw haw haw, I Love Myself Today, Bif heals the pain, Bif Naked could Kick Dave Matthews ass!!! Thats one good thing about me, I can always make me laugh, hahahaha!! Im Not Gonna take it, NO, Im Not gonna Take it, Im not gonna take it any more... Take what anymore?? IT of course, what is it??? it's it, What is it... hahaha Ah, Faith No More, Where are you now??? Faith No More is No More, I saw their Greatest hits album at Urban, hahahahaha!! I Liked those guys, They were funny, I am funny, but not queer (not there is anything wrong with that of course), cause the meaning of queer has been changed from odd to gay, and the meaning of gay has been changed from happy to Homosexual, no wonder people are so confused these days they don't know if they're Oddly Happy or a Queerly Gay. Im Gonna Kick some ass on my math test tommorrow!

Trying to nap when AC/DC is Blasting through the wall is redundant.

Vinnies Tips of the day (a.k.a. be nice to your bird)

If a Girl wants to give you a B.J. with a Halls in her mouth, Just say no, dont let her, you thought the hot pepper juice was bad, this is just as bad if not worse cause yer expecting good feelings, I hate it when they bite it too, they always say it was a mistake, but I know its a lie!!! Another good idea might be to tuck it between your legs when dancing nude round the wood stove. That's it fer nowza!!

Benos Dias, Well, Just listened to that crazy Incubus/Pig Pun song, Then I Listened to a Butthole Surfers song, Now Im Listnin to an Enya joint, Haha, I said Joint, Id Like to smoke a joint, Tomorrow is fatty boom batty day. I Got to study for two tests and a quiz tonight, Im stressin hard, Im Sexualy frustrated, but Im gonna study instead of takin care of business, Math is Hard, Don't let me do your taxes!! hahaha!! I got the knowledge, just puttin it into practice, I need more confidence and shit.

Kissing Chaos is sold out at mikes, its only at Strange, get it fast while its still on shelves, I hate Strange, They are comic Snobs, So what if There is no such thing as Amazing Fantsay #1, you still know what I mean, Fucking Asshole, Don't look at me like that! Hmm, Judge Judy is on, Im Gonna Have a nap... never mind, it's not that funny, Not as funnny as Adam anyway, I hate that guy. I hate guys in general, Macho is Stupid....... Stupid, Stupid Mannnnnn, I want to be a Stupid Man!!!

Thanks Kate!
*HAVE YOU EVER*

KISSED YOUR COUSIN: Nope
RAN AWAY: no, not really
PICTURED YOUR CRUSH NAKED: oh yeah, not since I was a teen though
ACTUALLY SEEN YOUR CRUSH NAKED: nope, I never get with crushes
BROKEN SOMEONE'S HEART: no
BEEN IN LOVE: I thought I was, but Im glad I wasnt
CRIED WHEN SOMEONE DIED: Only my cat Aurther
WANTED SOMEONE YOU KNEW YOU COULDN'T HAVE: sure!
BROKEN A BONE: nope
DRANK ALCOHOL: yup
LIED: about little things, I guess, lying is dumb
CRIED IN SCHOOL: I dont think so

*DO YOU BELIEVE IN*

LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT: I Know girls that I want to get with at first sight, maybe Lovin' at first sight!
GOD: not as written in the Christian Bible, man is falable, and thus so is the Bible
KISSES ON THE FIRST DATE: yummy sweet full lip kisses, mmmmmmmmmm, but not at the Palace, or at bars in general, I'm Romantical, we gots to go to the bathroom fer some privacy!! haha
MONSTERS: yep
HOROSCOPES:Not really, soe of it is funny, some is generally good advice
ALIENS: yeah, you know I do
GHOSTS: Havent seen one, but yeah
HEAVEN: is being content with who you are and accepting the life you have lived when you die
HELL: only serves tim Hortons Coffee
CHEATING: Sure, Ive been Cheated on, I blame the Aliens!!

*WHICH IS BETTER*

COKE OR PEPSI: Coke
SPRITE OR 7UP:Sprite
OBESE OR ANOREXIC: I like bigger girls, sure, Skinny Girls dont usually have Marketing Tools
GIRLS OR GUYS: Girls
FLOWERS OR CANDY: I perfer Chocolates
SCRUFF OR CLEAN SHAVEN:......Im Clean Shaven, I Like girls to be too!! hahaha!!
QUIET OR LOUD: Party Loud but whisper dirty to me
POOLS OR HOT TUBS?: Hot tub, just cause of that stupid song
BLONDES OR BRUNETTES: I enjoy alll the colours of the Rainbow
BITCHY OR SLUTTY: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSlutty
TALL OR SHORT: Tall is good, but short is damn fine too, so many choices
ONE PILLOW OR TWO:two, I Usually throw one on the floor though, I just like to have a choice
PANTS OR SHORTS: Pants are fine
GAP, AMERICAN EAGLE, COLUMBIA: None of the above

*THE PREFERRED SEX*

WHAT DO YOU NOTICE FIRST: its cheesy, but the eyes, good eye contact is hot
LAST PERSON YOU SLOW DANCED WITH?: Nadine :(
WORST THING TO DO: ask me if I am going to give you "The Cock", it has already been done
BEST PLACE YOU KNOW OF TO GO: The Swings or Point Pleasent park, oh, my bed,
SHORT OR LONG HAIR: Long
PIERCINGS OR NONE: bring em on!

*THE LAST TIME*

SHOWERED: This morning, 7:30 am
HAD SEX: March 13th and 15th, quite possibly the best nights of passion ever!!
HAVE BEEN TO A PARTY: a Month ago
HAD A GREAT TIME WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX: Last saturday was fun

*WHAT IS*

YOUR GOOD LUCK CHARM: Mr.T Wacky Wobbler
PERSON YOU HATE MOST: Adam and Blair
THE WORST SONG YOU'VE EVER HEARD: anything by Whitney, Mariah or the Backstreet boys
THE BEST THING THAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU TODAY: Crazy Train at Mikes

*FAVORITES*

COLOUR: Deep dark blue
MOVIE: Chasing Amy
BOOK: Ishmael
SUBJECT IN SCHOOL: Organizational Behaviour
ON-LINE BUD(S): Kate, Jen, Tam, They're all interesting
GIN & JUICE: Makes me laugh
PLACE TO GO WHEN YOU HAVE NOWHERE ELSE TO GO: Second Cup
CARS: 57 Chev, 75 impala
FOOD: Lobster, Chinese, mexican, What ever the Gut Worm Wants
ICE CREAM: Chocolate
SOFT DRINK: coke
SPORTS TO WATCH: FOXs' Cops
HOLIDAY: Hatentines Day, I created it
SEASON: Summer
BREAKFAST FOOD: a Bowl of Rasin Bran
PLACE TO GO WITH YOUR HONEY: a playground at night, the swings
PLACE TO GO WITH YOUR FRIENDS: Coffee Shop

*WHO*

MAKES YOU LAUGH THE MOST: Pete
MAKES YOU SMILE: Andrea
GIVES YOU A FUNNY FEELING WHEN YOU SEE THEM: Yikes, that's classified
HAS A CRUSH ON YOU: I don't have a clue
WHO DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON: Classified
GIVES YOU KISSES:Sadly, no one
DO YOU LIKE TO KISS: Perdy Girlies
HAS IT EASIER GUYS OR GIRLS: us dudes
DO YOU EVER SIT BY THE PHONE WAITING FOR A PHONE CALL ALL NIGHT: no, I sit by the phone, but i'm not expecting any calls
SAVE AOL CONVERSATIONS: ICQ saves automatically, but I only look at em for websites
SAVE E-MAILS: not on purpose, I just dont really delete anything
WISH YOU WERE SOMEONE ELSE: Im Finally happy being ME!
WISH YOU WERE A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX: I'd like to know what a female orgasim is like, it sure looks fun!
WANTED TO LOOK DIFFERENTLY: Yeah, of course
CRIED BECAUSE OF SOMEONE'S MEAN WORDS: Yeah, Pete is very abusive

*BEST*

SONG LYRICS: Crazy, yeah yeah, but thats how it goes
COLOGNE:Bleck
PERFUME: Couldnt even name one
KISS: Full lipped, sweet as honey, all my kisses are like that though, kisses are good!!
ROMANTIC MEMORY: Ive had a few good ones.... tracy and Point Plesant park was good
ADVICE YOU'VE GIVEN: Don't Touch your Bird....

I Got a lot of home work to do tonight, I Hate home work, just as much as I hate house work..... Got a sink fulla dishes and they're gettin me horny, they'll still be dirty at six in the morning... damn I am tired, I need to sleep less or more, I don't know, I think it's cause I'm used to being asleep, so my body just wants to be in that state, who knows.... Crazy Train came on at Mike's comic shop today, that song rocks, I love it so much, it makes me a kid again.... which is not hard! The tip of the day is a true story, I make the mistakes so that all may learn from my wisdom!

Damn I Love Cranberry Juice, Its sour and Oh so good!! Yum!!

Vinnie's Tip of the day:

When you are renovating your house, and you go in one night to pick up some stuff that you forgot, and there are no working lights, you really shouldn't touch two random wires together to try and get the lights working. Oh, you will see lights, you will also be thrown back about five feet

Hellow My Loving Fans,
I'd like to post another tip of the day, but I can't really think of one. You shouldn't really sleep until 7:30 am when class starts at 8:30 am, but I kinda knew that to begin with. I told ya all about my communication style, today we got into groups according to this style, apparently my enemy Adam is emotive too, I fuckin hate that guy!! If I think of a good tip Ill post it later. Till then, dont eat any raw chickens or pigs. Make sure ya cook em well!!! :P

According to The Myers Briggs Type Indicator, I am an Extroverted, Intuitive, Feeling Perceiver. I am quoted as being a "Portrait of a Champion", this is the biggest complement I've ever gotten, who wouldda thunk it, me a Champion, put me on a box of shredded wheat! Now, in my communication style I am listed as an "Emotive", which means that I enjoy informality, action oriented behaviour (jumping on tables during Crazy Train for example) and possess a natural pursuasiveness, I dont really know about that last one, "will you sleep with me, please, come on I know you wanna, please, come on" doesnt feel like it would work for me... maybe I'll give it a try, I am extroverted, and maybe if do a little dance, da ladies will wanna make a lil'love... Get Down tonight, woo, get down tonight!! Well, I'm out on that note...Ima dance, dance, dance, dance, Dancein Machine, watch me get down, watch me get down....hahahahahahahaha!

Vinnie's tip of the day:

After cutting up hot pepper (Jalapino and such) don't touch your bird. Wash your hands like 1000 times with soap and scrubbies. DO NOT masturbate for atleast a day after (I Know it's difficult to resist) or it will burn like crazy, worse than anything you ever felt. Same thing goes for da ladies, don't masturbate and do not touch our birds... not like you ever really try to anyway!!

It's early in the mornin', I'm off to skool, blagh, Didn't sleep much last night, Got Computers and Accounting today, that should be fun, Puters is a waste of time and accounting is fun in a weird kinda way, I go for the knowlege but stay for the stories. Gotta meet with Quair and Adam to work on the Marketing Project, some kinda web page design, and more of the written portion, boy skool is fun. I think people need more emotional intelligence, reasearch and studies show that E.I. has been declining with each generation since world war 2. I blame this on the modern world, it took our parents away so they couldn't raise us right and left us to the mercy of the foolish monkeys that we find teaching in the Skool system. Just because they say they are teachers doesnt mean that they do the job, I'm not blamming the teachers or our parents though, Their parents were taken away by war (I'm speaking in general of course). OK, so that's as much insight I can have at this hour.

"there are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them"

Currently I am working on a paper in organizational behaviour on the topic of emotional intelligence in tthe workplace and how employers can increase this. Emotional Intelligence is defined as
"the ability to accurately identify and understand one's own emotional reactions and those of others. It also involves the ability to regulate one's emotions, to use them to make good decisions, and to act effectively." I'm learning quite a bit about my self as I read and reasearch material. Very Interesting, I want to increase my emotional intelligence, it is somthing that can be learned, that's a good thing, it means that there is still hope for me!! as long as I have a coffee maker near my desk!! :)

I wish I knew HTML so I could change my template to somthing I want, and post pictures and shit. For now this is the best you get!!

Oh Mine Cofeeeeeeeee, To me it is so wonderful

I am sure that this will be an interesting experience, what is this supposed to be, like an online Diary!!?? Anyway, it is good to have somewhere to post your ideas and shit on the web. I have some friends who blog and their sites are always interesting!!