Ya Shouldnt eat things that come outta yer belly button, oh they may look tasty, but..... hahahaha Today has been one messed up day..... I thought of a cool new catch phrase... "Man, yer so tired, go back to bed" .... Im Gonna start sayin it all the time... Hey Pete, You so Tired, Go back to bed.. Kate.. Jen... Word up ladies, you both so tired, get the hell back to bed... see, it works so well, Im gonna write a sitcom based on that catchphrase... With a guy who goes around saying that, and he carries a coffee mug around with him everywhere, and he spills it all the time cause he's whacked out and freakin, and when his mug is finaly empty an arm reaches into the shot and fills the mug... The season finaly could be "Will he finaly put the Mug Down" .... Summer is comming and Im Goin crazy, just like I do every summer...arrrgghhh The Insanity, will it ever end!! Once again, I thank you for comming, or at least faking it,

Vinnie "You So Tired" Cappuccino

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Good evening, I don't have any findings to relay to you, the world is the same as it was last time I reported. I will forward you hard copies of this record to you, in triplicate along with minutes and the agenda for the next meeting. And on that note I call this meeting adjourned.

refreshments will be served in the longue, everyone is welcome
Thank you very much!

My Other Brother Alice was Awesome, Best show of theirs yet!! The Crowd was scarier than the show though, No hot Ladies fer me to Harrass, Just a Bunch of Nerds and Freaks and The Tall Fuzzy Head Guitar Player from Faith No More. It Was So Sweet, Alice was Chopppin up babies on the table this time!! When Mike Showed up at the Second set we sat at the Main table and "Alice" did the last few songs from said table, but the girls were so ugly, I spent most of the first set watching the crowd, it was crazy, Old men tryin to pick up Wicca Chicks, Wicca Chicks tryin to ditch their blind dates, Skinny Bulldog shirt ladies with no boobs tryin to elbow me in the head (I Wish)... Yeah it was fun..... On the Walk home a guy tried to pick up Pete, hahahaha See, Its not only me it happens to, Gays want us to respect their sexuality, Why can't they respect ours? Would it help If I wore a "Happy bein' Hetro" tee shirt??? no, That might be seen as being Anti-Gay!!! I hate being politicaly correct, I like the Idea of pissin people off, I Should do it more often! That new Eminem album is rottin my Brain!! ahahahahahaha

Today is Anthrax day, Woo Hoo... "Its a Madhouse!!!!" ah, ya just wouldnt understand, Im Listnin to al my old favorites thesedays! Went to human Resourses yesterday, if I make it through the Summer, they will give me like $6000 fer school next year, Woo Hoo, I wont get it all at once, but its free money, How the hell can I refuse!! Hopefully Ill get that job as a widow washer that I want so badly now that I've found out that I can Peek at necked Wimmin!! I just went into the Human Resourses Offices fer a follow up, Showed the lady my portfolio, and Boom, She saw that I was serious about this shit (skool), It kinda makes me happy, Still got the stress of findin a job now though......Computers at school suck, they suck bad, I click Save and the Fucking thing freezes

}:)> Dont bash me on your page, it makes me feel little, and it is against the law to bully people, even if yer a mean ass orange head!! hahahahahaha, Naw, I wouldnt be the weirdo I am today if it wernt fer the Bullies, Bring it on ladies! Kim hits me, It makes me feel funny, I feel funny in accounting class, mostly cause Im Tryin to figure out what the hell is goin on! Im very tired, and I got work to do still, I hope I get Nadine to come over tonight, I think her roommate hates me, I dont like that Mad house, its like my place on Plateau Cr. Everything just clicks when we're together, I dunno, its just fun, bla Im ramblin now

Bla, Nadine didnt get over last night, That sucked, I think she forgot about me, Ah well, Hello Sexual Frustration!!! Started the morn with a nice cuppa black Coffee and a Heapin bowl of Master of Puppets!! Man that is a good album, Pete knows the feelin, Sanitarium used to be my theme song, "Kill is such a friendly word.....There's mutinay in the air..... Got some Death to do!!" ahahahahaha, Kirk Hmmet throws in a faggy little solo near the end, but its only short. The Orion intro is too long, but thats ok, its a great song, Great Bass solo, I Should be able to play it, How does it go pete???anyway, Gotta go to Class!!

A Good thing about goin to the Y is that I now have muscles I never knew were there... I Have Triceps for the first time in my life, Woo Hoo, I feel like the Fuckin Hulk!! hahahahaha So I Think Im Just gonna keep onn goin, I mean, I cant Blame the gays for wanting me, Hell, Im Dead Sexy!! I try not to talk to anyone at the gym, I think its best. Im sure that if a Female member complained about shit like this that a lot more would be done.. I Wanna put up a Memo: No beating off in the shower, Sauna or steam rooms. I mean that shit is unhealthy.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrr (Vince looks in mirror and poses as Hulk) hahahahahahaha!!!! Well this ends the tale of Vince in Gay City, Im still gonna go, but Im not gonna blog about it really, Maybe if some new Muslces appear,(Hey Guy, Nice to see you!!!) but Im not about bashin the Gays fer bein gay, They cant help it, Just gonna keep that towel wrapped round and watch my back!! Anyway, Tune in tomorrow for some shit that I will probably have to make up cause nothin fun ever really happins, Oh shit, I gotta clean my place, Nadine is commin over tonight, Thats pretty fuckin Woo Hoo!!! But I have no milk right now, Thats Boo Hoo, Damn!

Jen: Yeah, I know, I hear ya, see, Ive always been the Harasser, not the Harassee, thing is, When I catch myself staring at a butt or a boob, I try and look away (Sometimes its kinda hypnotic), guess I just don't wanna be seen as a pervo, quell the dirty ol' man inside if you will. I Feel kinda dumb though, I shoulda expected this, as pete said, any place the Village people Sing about gotta be gay... Im not gonna join the Navy!!! I Didnt really think of this thing as harassmentt, not till I talked too the guy, I just thought it was a guy being an ass, and it didnt really matter if he was gay or not, an ass is an ass, gay or not... Are hetro boys really that bad??? I always worry that if I disrespect a fine lady, she wont sleep with me.... they dont usually sleep with me anyway, but at least I try to be nice...... Next time I catch myself staring at a buttock (be it Jen's , Kate's, Nadine's, Andrea's, Pete's or even my own) I shall Pinch myself on the hand, Pavlovian logic and tobasco sause in the lube will save me from my dirty mind.....

Hey Folks, Went to the Y yesterday, not to work out, but to discuss the recent happenings in the sauna, I just wanted to know their position as a business and what to do if I were to be confronted with a situation like this once again.... If I wanted to see fags jerk off I'd go to the Apolllo bath house! So basically the dude said that my situation would be considered "Sexual Hassasment" and that I should Say no, Go and tell someone I trust, hahahaha, Thatks Webster!!! naw, he said that I should tell 'em right away, well, Thats good I guess, I wont be relaxing in the sauna or steam room anymore though.... And Im transfering my negitive feelings about this situation on to all members of the Homo-sexuality... thats isnt good, Im sure that there are nice gays out there, I just don't want anything to do with them, not normal vince feelings, I usually accept everyone, but now I feel a hatered, I mean the Dude at the Y said that there are a lot of Gays that go there, and I kinda knew that, but Innocent ol' vinnie thought that they wouldnt much bother me, not so, and I've kinda noticed men with "staring problems".... I think Im just gonna be loud and an asshole in the gym from now on, Meaning that if someone stares at me, I'll confront them right away.... If I were to wear a "Proud to be Hetero" shirt that would be seen as anti-gay and would probly be not well taken, so that is my solution, be loud, stare back, Wadda you lookin at Pansy Boy!! hahaha, I shoudda grabbed that guy and Pushed him into the hot rocks, That wouldda fixxed em!!

Adam Hates my tie, I Love my tie, I hate Adam, Gillian thinks my tie Sucks, Cause she works at Winners, She thinks she's so big, Just cause She Works with My Aunt! Gillian Thinks She's a Winner, But she is not!

Tomorrow I have to wear a suit to school, That should be fun. My group wants to meet at eight fifteen, I usually get to school by that time anyway, but thats usually my relax and drink coffere time.... ah well, you shouldnt drink coffee before a presentation... my section deals with "Leadership during times of Crisis", you see, a true leader has a vision in mind, organises and motivates employees to accomplish those goals and provides a sence of clarity when faced with uncertanty... that's my deffinition anyway.... I need to lead myself, hold my vision above all else provide myself a sence of clarity.... I think that there is an ad like that on tv, sumptin bout clarity anyway.

Tried out the sauna at the gym.... I went in, no one was there, but there was a paper, so I decided to read, then this gross skinny little guy walked in and started streching and grunting and shit.... and then he started playin with his dick.... im fuckin serious, I hate this shit, Im goin to the gym to try and get healthy, I cant really afford the monthly fee, but Im doin it cause its good fer me, and this is the crap I gotta deal with, I dont care if you run around the lockeroom with yer dong flappin around, but pleeeese dont jerk off in front of me, so the gay (as a heterosexual im not allowed to say fag) factor just got too large fer me, and my relaxing sauna experience came to an end

Nutthin really to say, just gotta get a job... ya think it would be easy, but people just dont wanna hire anyone these days, their happy to keep their old employees who run the business shittily, anything to keep from change, poeple can be so stupid, most are whiny little bitches, grr, if only money were free, hahaha, I didnt sign up for this, I hate payin rent, I hate payin bills, but no, I gotta keep on keepin on, pay that fuckin power company, pay that overpriced phone bill, I pay $40 a month, and I only call fuckin Pete and Nadine, grrr, anyway, I gotta get a few interviews this week, Gotta get chances to show off my snazzy portfolio, not to pete though, he's a curmudgeon, wouldnt wanna work for him anyway, its his way or get the fuck out! haha, so demanding! So yeah, I don't wanna be shunned by society so I gotta keep payin the bills and tryin to fit in best I can... why cant I fit in, what the hell is wrong with me... I shouldnt bother writing this, I'll get no answer from the socital misfits that read this, and I wouldnt dare send anyone else to my page... Arrg I hate being a nerd/geek/freak/weirdo

It's not how fat the Booty is that you tap, but how often you tap it! hahaha, booty humour is funny, Jerome asked me if I tapped booty this weekend, I was like, "Hell Yeah" hahaha Ug, I was so sick last week, Nadine came to the hospital with me and then came home with me, arrgg, I was so sick I couldnt do anything, it was right there, ready to go and everything, and there I was with a fucking gremlin in my stomach, killin me with Pain every 10 minutes... Some guys can get it of in under 10, I think I could if I really tried.... but alas, no boot last week, ah well.

Just wrot the Crazy "Public Service" test, Man you gotta be a fucking genious to serve the public, and here I thought it was just the ability to give a good blowjob! Geez, Einstine wouldda failed that shit, it was fill in the blanks, but the questions were fucked up, like what is the first working day afeter the third non working day in the second month without a "u" and atleast 20 working days.... That was the easy questions... They wanted us to add fractions with differing denominators and decimals.... Now I can barly do that with a calculator let alone in my head, I said fuckitt and just guessed. So That was my little adventure this morn.

I've never been blown by a 14 year old, not even when I was 14, Had fun at 15, still no blow jobs though.... The first blow job did not enter my life till the grand old age of 19, the female being the same age, yeah, Late bloomin Vinnie! And I tell ya, The blowjob is still not one of my favorites, to many biting incidents... I like a little pressure, but ya dont gotta chomp on it!!! I much perfer doggie and couch olympics.... I need some couch olympics.... My futon aint that great fer those though, ah well! Anyway, Thats enough T>M>I> fer today, Enjoy the sunshine and all the Ladies and Boys who are dressin a little less on Sprin Garden road!

I Fucking Hate...
Missing school and having to play catch-up, I'd much rather be there and let the teacher tell me the right way to do things.... Working Hard, like I said, I'd rather get taught by the teacher and slack off in my spare time, it makes things so much more fun.... Being sick, yeah I know I said it before, but Im still sick, I went to the fucking hospital yesterday, boy that was not fun, It felt like an alien was gonna bust outta my tummy, ouch, Still hurts today, all I can drink is water and apple juice, no Coffee :( and eat, well, I Havent really tried, I dont wanna wake up the alien. They gave me a huge needle in the ass, ouch, it was crazy, biggest needle I ever saw, the Dr wanted to give me a rectal exam, I said no , I feel comfortable with his first Diagnosis, that this is just some crazy painful gastral intestinal flu and it will be gone soon, I won't even go into my adventures on the toilet bowl, ok, Thats it, im going back to bed, see ya

I Fucking Hate:
Being Sick, Being Cramped up, People who pretend to be nice but are assholes, Fucking Groupwork, People in general, Peptobismal, being too sick to sleep, getting up early for school, being a broke ass, being too sick to work out, headaches, slow downloads, not knowing shit, needing a haircut, buying shampoo, rasin bran with no fucking raisins, the fact that Mr.T and Alf are restricted to 1-800 comercials, Little girls ICQing me, feeling like I do now, not getting my homework done, Idiots that love to sit too close to you in class, What, Do you wanna sit on my fucking Lap!!! Not having a Job, Getting Great Marks but still feeling dumb as hell, drinking old coffee, not having fresh ground coffee....... Im Sure I'll think of more, Tune in tomorrow for another episode of "I Fucking Hate..."

Workin on my career goals.... Fuck, is a Booty call tonight a career goal... sadly no, not unless I git paid fer it!! ahaha! Not gonna bother goin to the Trailor park boys tonight, at home is good enough fer me, no beer but lots of coffee, mmmmcoffee... I called this blog "Ramblings of a Caffine addict" but I never talk about coffee, well, not that much anyway.... Lets talk about coffee, Why is Coffee Better Than sex??? Well.... it's not Id much rather have a Fine Lady's legs wrapped round my neck, But if her pussy smely like coffee I'd be very happy!! hahaha I Want to release my own Clogne line once my Talkshow/Lounge singing career takes flight... O'de Vince, Cappuccino Aftershave and Coffee Breath Mouthwash, hahahaa, My mind is like a fun playground, I Think of things that make me laugh all the time, Problem is Sometimes I blurt ideas out at inappropriate times... Too Bad Y'all dont find my Ideas as funny as I do

Evenin Children!
a boring night at home alone, woo hoo
Im Supposed to be working on my portfolio right now, fuck that, I wanna sit on the couch and flip through TV, hmmm, naw, Ill download some more porn, haha, no booty tonight, well, I havnt gotten the call yet anyway, Im open till 3 am though, so I still might get the call. Went to the Y today, its a weird pace, Kinda surreal, Everybody is all friendly and shit, I just wanna get in and out, no chit chat unless it involves giving me money for non-sexual services... or maybe sexual, Id have ta think about it... Dont think Im gonna git bubble's autograph, I know if I go out tomorrow night Ill wanna drink, and well, I just cant do that, I hate being broke ass, grrrrr, ah well, I used to see him on the bus and shit, I didnt want his autograph then, so I guess deep down, I dont really care, hahaha!! Yeah Thats it!!

the nice thing about my course now is that i get fridays off, a month fulla long weekends, woo hoo, too bad i gots no cash to go out, May 11 i got a job interview, so that may change!! woo hoo, im sick of being unemployed... pete is sick of being employed, Weird eh! Sunday Trailor Park Boys is gonna be new, and the Cast will be at the marquee, I want Bubble's autograph!! I Love that show, I should call about what "Appropriate Attire" really is, is it jogging pants and sweatshirt or suit and tie, either way I wanna go!! I Should be doing homewerkk now, but Im too tired, I need Coffee, Bitch ass adam is commin over, he hates coffee without sugar, haha, thats the way I Drink it, I forgot to remind him to bring sugar! he's a wus anyway, Boo Hoo no sugar!! haha!

I'd like to take this time to make a shout out to jen cause she's feelin crappy and thinkin in the negitive relm, don't be so hard on yerself, you'll find what yer lookin for, it just takes time and pain, but hey wadda I know, Im just a smelly, dummb non-HTML knowin boy!!

Werkin on me Portfoolio for Skoolio, They say that this binder fulla stuff Ive done will gets me a Jobby Job... it better freakin work, my career as a Giggalo is not taking off..... David Lee Roth, Please Help me!! Ah, dont worry pete, you'll get yer money!! Heehee!!! accounting 3 is not really what I expected, but with hard study and perserverence... shuddup vince, you always say that shit, haaha! Anyway, I Out, See Ya!!