I Forgot it was 2002, I Was Still Thinkin it was 2001... I Dont Know Why I Thought this.... Just a Little behind I guess... John and Adam think That Im Stuck In the 80s.... I Think Im Stuck in the Early 90s.... I Still think Grunge is cool... Blood Sugar Sex Magick is the best chillipepper Album ever.... They Couldnt Convict me on the Ladykiller offence... I was unfit for trial... My Porn carreer ended once I shot the whack off booth failure "Saturday Night Booty"..... Critics complained "Too much Dancing not Enough Prancing" ... I was devistated, It wasnt even supposed to be a gay porn... but I shot it with Itallian women, I shoulda known better, my grand finaly was the Nude rendition of the Rocky Horror Picture Show, I said goodbye to my studly porn star self and became content with discreet booty calls and meaningless relationships.... I wish I was still getting paid for getting laid!! haha, G'night Kiddies!