Vinnie's tip of the day:

After cutting up hot pepper (Jalapino and such) don't touch your bird. Wash your hands like 1000 times with soap and scrubbies. DO NOT masturbate for atleast a day after (I Know it's difficult to resist) or it will burn like crazy, worse than anything you ever felt. Same thing goes for da ladies, don't masturbate and do not touch our birds... not like you ever really try to anyway!!