Trying to nap when AC/DC is Blasting through the wall is redundant.

Vinnies Tips of the day (a.k.a. be nice to your bird)

If a Girl wants to give you a B.J. with a Halls in her mouth, Just say no, dont let her, you thought the hot pepper juice was bad, this is just as bad if not worse cause yer expecting good feelings, I hate it when they bite it too, they always say it was a mistake, but I know its a lie!!! Another good idea might be to tuck it between your legs when dancing nude round the wood stove. That's it fer nowza!!